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A Boy Is Sellng - - -
- - - fish on a street corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
The pastor buys a couple of fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish.
The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way."
He explains to her that they were caught at the dam, hence 'dam fish'.
Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
The boy responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f******* potatoes!"
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