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graniteman
Hi all, not been on for a while! Old nick lost this battle, i'm still here!! Help please? All answers contain the word "ball" a. This one spoils everything? [ 8, 4.] bWould "Tommy" like to play with...
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Canary42
http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/13327573.Man_arrested_for__outraging_public_decency__in_TK_Maxx/?ref=ar...
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gness
....a lady with a history of loo problems.... I went to a party at the weekend....in a cricket club. Long journey so I headed straight for the loo...through the door which had two large cardboard...
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MrMartell
Indian Curry Rhapsody (Tune - Bohemian Rhapsody - what else?) Mama just killed a naan, Poppadom against his head, Had lime pickles now he's dead, Mama, dinner's just begun, But now I'm gonna throw it...
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lindapalmara
Absolutely no way!!! As we get closer to the US election, we must remember that we cannot, under any circumstances, trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a simple job to...
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birdie73
Rhyming clues 7 200mg weight (5) to rhyme with Pirate 11 Giving a party is trying (6,1,4) to rhyme with Cache Phrases with vowels & spaces missing 32 BGFNRVS 33 LNDNR 38 HVBSH 40 NLLFRS 42 RTHDY Any...
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LochNessMonster
He was admitted with splinters in the butt as he has been sitting on the fence for the last few weeks.
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mrs_overall
Can you think of a film/book/tv programme or song title....change it slightly (take note of this svejk) to incorporate something medical? For example: One Flu Over the Cuckoos Nest. Best answer will...
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Stephen_G
An Inventor who created a revolutionary type of Engine fuelled by Ferrets will have to go back to the drawing board, after the Motor exploded the other day - he'd filled up with Weasel!
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mrs_overall
Today's challenge is to incorporate the name of an AB'er into a film, book, tv programme or song. An example is the film: One Boo Over the Cuckoos Nest Over to you lot!...
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Gizmonster
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii200/Burnleymoonbeam/Toilet%20Roll_zpswnnpxbep.jpg Personally, I prefer B, but I suppose as long as there's always one there, it doesn't really matter too much....
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Proximus
What Comes Next? eg One, Two, Three answer would be Four Plantation, Short, Railway...
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retrocop
When I was young in 1960's,I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an...
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cupid04
Two blokes talking about their wives. 'Last night my wife and her friend went to see an erotic movie,' one guy says. 'I hit the sack early but was awakened to see my wife standing there with a leather...
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quizzywig
Just watching this on Channel 4 and noticed Chris Larkin - had to look him up as he reminded me so much of Maggie Smith and yes, he is her son (from marriage to Robert Stephens) also brother to Toby...
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queenofmean
I've just seen on Facebook (bit of a Teen Mom fan) and one of the girls is pregnant and is doing a 3 hour Glucose Test - can someone tell me why?...
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cupid04
A man goes to an optician who tells him: 'You have to stop masturbating.' 'Why, am I going blind?' the guy asks in panic. 'No,' the optician replies. 'You're upsetting the other patients in the...
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Hymie
A Glaswegian took his wife to the local A&E, she had two black-eyes and a broken arm. The doctor asked ‘What had happened to her?’ The husband replied that ‘She was going through the change.’...
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marval
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case. The first judge took the...
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DrFilth
. saw this and had to buy the paper as they could soon be as big as cows http://www.scoopnest.com/user/SkyNews/482265293847556097...