Voltage Member Profile in The AnswerBank

At The Bus Stop!

I was standing at a bus stop and was eating a hamburger. Next to me stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of my hamburger and began whining and jumping up at...

murraymints

Would You Eat Squirrel

on this morning.. would you hunt squirrels and feed them to your family ? don't think I would.however if one is hungry enough.....

murraymints

Birthday Book

I am now custodian of the birthday book..sunny Anne is enjoying a quiet retirement and time in the sun... if anybody would like to be added to the said book please add your details here ......

TWR

Anyone use Moonpig? my friend got stuck in the attic last week & his wife went to assist him, she got stuck in the trap door as she is a big girl!!!!!! I want a card printed with an image of these two...

Theland

Name That Pub

Imagine you had a pub and wanted to give it a new name.So what would you call it?...

marval

Because

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge. "I don't recognise this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."...

Voltage

Chess Player!

That's the last time I go to dinner with a chess player. The tablecloth was black and white squares it took him an hour to pass me the salt n pepper!...

Sl_romanenov1965

Как Открыть Ресторан Или Пиццерию?

Как открыть ресторан или хинкальную? Все ответы Вы можете найти у нас на форуме Ресторанного франчайзинга. На...

nailit

Ouija Boards

Just read yogi's post in a thread below re: Ouija boards. Have you had experience of using these? Years ago I was the token sceptic in a paranormal research group. One night a few of us were...

EcclesCake

'fat Vs Thin'

There has always been much fat shaming in the gutter press and on here to some extent but little thought is given to consider those who are skinny. Not all 'skinny' people are that way by choice. Some...

Patsy33

A Husband

A husband said to his wife he was fed up of looking at her mustache and beard and it was about time she did something about it. "I will" she promised "but please don't leave me.!" He said, 'Our...

weecalf

Was Asked What An Ocean Was

Was asked what an ocean was .I said I think it a big deep thing full of water .He said could be more Pacific...

Shaglene

Old Arthur.............

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. 'That's it,' he tells his wife. 'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has...

Shaglene

Perfect Marriage..............

An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them. "That's great....

Jackdaw33

Passwords

As I live on my own and no-one else ever has access to my laptop I don't need a password every time I log on. Can anyone tell me how to remove this so that I am logged on as soon as I switch on?...

cassa333

Predicting Answers

Having a bit of a punt this morning with Answerbank. From the OP headlines I am predicting the answers of my fellow posters on. Not word for word so much as the rhetoric they give, in response. Which...