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Patsy33 | 16:19 Tue 24th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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A husband said to his wife he was fed up of looking at her mustache and beard and it was about time she did something about it. "I will" she promised "but please don't leave me.!"
He said, 'Our marriage has come close, within a whisker of breaking up!"
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Avatar Image Eleena
Stop it! I'm laughing my head off here, all these jokes coming up!
16:20 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Let's hope they can shave their marriage...
16:22 Tue 24th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Voltage
blimey sounds a hairy moment
16:26 Tue 24th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Shaglene
It could have just been bum-fluff.............like a lot of women do.
16:27 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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I think things have smoothed over now....
16:43 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Did she take his comment on the chin?
19:00 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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She did Marval. Got the 5' o lock shadow now....
19:10 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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i reckon it was one too many face lifts
19:12 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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keep a stiff upper lip.....(to her not him)
19:14 Tue 24th Oct 2017

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