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Shaglene

Three Dead Bodies.....................

Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate. "First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died...
18:42 Thu 26th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 20:38 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Voltage

The New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of...
18:22 Thu 26th Oct 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:39 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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DTCwordfan

Have No Avatars At All

Not the end of the world but is this a problem at your end - or my end and, if the latter, how do I get them back.
11:21 Thu 26th Oct 201718 answers, last by yogi-bear 17:48 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Persian Rugs.

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very...
16:21 Thu 26th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 18:10 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Public Toilet

I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?" I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."...
19:06 Wed 25th Oct 201730 answers, last by Patsy33 15:59 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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malagabob

Looking After Grandson

What problems could I/We encounter if I/We came to an agreement with my grandsons mother/father, and all parties were happy for us to permanently look after our grandson. We are elderly but fit....
15:38 Thu 26th Oct 201735 answers, last by Barsel 14:20 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Rotten Day

I've had a rotten day. First my ex gets run over by a bus. Then, I get sacked from my job as a bus driver....
14:07 Thu 26th Oct 20179 answers, last by marval 18:16 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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mikey4444

Thai King Funeral: Thousands Gather In Bangkok Streets

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-41756512/thai-king-funeral-thousands-gather-in-bangkok-streets Can anyone tell me why the funeral is a year after the death ?...
15:15 Thu 26th Oct 201720 answers, last by Togo 21:43 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Husband

My husband got fired today. He was a human cannonball at a travelling circus.
13:08 Thu 26th Oct 201710 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:43 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Caribeing

The Apprentice Anyone Heard Of Geoff Hurst?

Another cracking episode of The Apprentice, Bushra doing her talk on Wembley asking did they ever hear of Geoff Hurst, she never mentioned Women’s Football history which was what the show focused on...
22:48 Wed 25th Oct 201716 answers, last by andy-hughes 21:21 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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anotheoldgit

Can Anyone Explain To A Very Old Man, What The Hell Is This All About? Much Easier When There Were Just Males And Females?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5019051/Police-appeal-transgender-activists-beat-feminist.html 'radical transgender activists, traditional feminists,'Gender critical feminist', Action for...
12:41 Thu 26th Oct 201730 answers, last by woofgang 13:25 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Voltage

My Electric Bill

I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill. Needless to say, I was shocked!...
12:26 Thu 26th Oct 201711 answers, last by Bazile 18:14 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Voltage

In The Supermarket!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"...
07:15 Thu 26th Oct 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 15:12 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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1ozzy

Good Morning Very Early Birds

I'm watching lacquer dry before another coat is applied. What fun I have ;-)...
04:07 Thu 26th Oct 2017165 answers, last by albaqwerty 09:19 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Ebay!

i'm making a fortune on Ebay I've just sold my homing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!...
20:16 Wed 25th Oct 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 21:13 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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winkyridg

Do I Still Pay Maintenance To My Ex If My Daughter Is On Holiday With Me For 3 Weeks?

Hi, i have an 18 year old daughter i still pay child maintenance for as she is still in Full Time education, we are due to go on holiday next Thursday for just over 3 weeks, is it unreasonable for me...
17:34 Wed 25th Oct 201753 answers, last by yogi-bear 18:26 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Coppit

Problems Following Windows 10 Update

This messed up all sorts of things. My Taskbar disappeared but I managed to retrieve it. Hard to describe is that sites associated with the Firefox icon on the Toolbar used to all be grouped on the...
17:57 Wed 25th Oct 201713 answers, last by Coppit 20:04 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

New Job

I got a new job installing mirrors. It was something I could always see myself doing...
17:40 Wed 25th Oct 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 18:49 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

No Cod..............

A deaf old lady walks into her local fishmongers and asks for a piece of cod "Sorry, Ma'am, we've got no cod" "Yes, sonny, a nice piece of cod" "We have NO cod" "I don't want haddock, just the cod"...
15:14 Wed 25th Oct 20176 answers, last by marval 23:19 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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-Talbot-

That Was Quick.

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15:38 Wed 25th Oct 201732 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:14 Thu 26th Oct 2017

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