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People Think I'm Weird!

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts....
17:47 Sat 21st Oct 201733 answers, last by Shaglene 10:27 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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cupid04

It's My Ab Birhday...

I joined this site on 21st October at 12:12 ten years ago today. Happy AB birthday to me....
16:57 Sat 21st Oct 201736 answers, last by waterboatman 06:08 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Voltage

How To Impress A Women!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her,...
21:15 Fri 20th Oct 201714 answers, last by Voltage 09:42 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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Theland

Does God Exist?

YouTube - William Lane Craig - Five Reasons You Can Believe God Exists.William Lane Craig has debated many prominent atheists and worth watching for objective evidence....
06:35 Sun 15th Oct 201753 answers, last by mibn2cweus 09:57 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

An Immoral Tea At Three

and why not? It could be right wing. Bearing in mind I'm wearing my hooped earnings, I can offer Onion and cheese scones, salmon voldy vends, cucumber and ham sandwishes, chicken and mayo wraps, ooh,...
15:03 Fri 20th Oct 201744 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:14 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Wee Willy.............

A man was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put...
16:14 Fri 20th Oct 20171 answer, last by Voltage 16:20 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Thor................

The Norse God Thor decided to see what it was like to become mortal for a while and came down to Earth. He met a beautiful girl and they ended up spending a night of passion together. In morning Thor...
15:55 Fri 20th Oct 20173 answers, last by bhg481 15:59 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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kloofnek

Constipation

I am recovering from shingles and still in a lot of pain. And so,am on medication which has caused constipation,have tried every remedy under the sun to no avail..has been nearly a week now and am...
12:04 Fri 20th Oct 201759 answers, last by kloofnek 22:47 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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Voltage

I Feel Sad!

I feel sad today...My Chinese friend died yesterday , So Yung....
10:44 Fri 20th Oct 20178 answers, last by marval 16:30 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Dog On Plane!

I called British airways customer-service desk asking if i could take my dog on board. "Sure," she said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." She further explained that the kennel needed to be...
06:39 Fri 20th Oct 201714 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:11 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Guilbert53

Major Windows 10 Update On Its Way

A major update to Windows 10 has been released this week. It is called the Windows 10 Fall Creators Update. I believe this is a complete replacement of Windows. I started to install it on a fairly...
17:05 Thu 19th Oct 201768 answers, last by whiskeryron 02:58 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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marval

I Met

I met my husband at a Chess tournament. He made the first move....
19:25 Thu 19th Oct 201714 answers, last by marval 21:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Shoot The Pig.............

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,. "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my...
19:53 Thu 19th Oct 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 20:23 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Confusious Say........

Confucius say ... man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet Confucius say.....man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say.. girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable...
16:24 Thu 19th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 16:49 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

The Mirror............

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...
16:04 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 16:30 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Little Johnny Again!

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and...
14:11 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 14:28 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Cross- Eyed Husband

My cross-eyed husband and I just got a divorce. We didn't see eye to eye. I also found out he was seeing someone on the side.
11:57 Thu 19th Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 12:44 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Southern Ireland

I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin" He replied...
06:20 Thu 19th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 18:48 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Islay

What's For Dinner Tonight?

This will be interesting.... What are you all having for dinner tonight? For me fillet steak. For him fillet steak, salad and jacket potato....
16:35 Wed 18th Oct 201766 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:06 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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eviltwin44

Pub Bar Question

one of the lads in the bar drinks 1/2pint cider mixed with 1/2pint 60/- beer, can anyone tell us if this mix has a special name
16:11 Sun 15th Oct 201747 answers, last by 9ightout 10:02 Tue 24th Oct 2017

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