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chrissa1

Would You Allow A Nine Year Old Attend?

Very sadly I am going to have to come to the decision to have Toby, put to sleep. He is loved dearly by my granddaughters, especially my nine year old, so it’s gong to be very hard. If she asks to...
21:26 Mon 23rd Oct 201772 answers, last by lankeela 23:47 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Dating Agency

I joined a dating agency last week and I had my 1st date last night her name was Helen. She was a lovely girl but she was cross-eyed I won't be seeing her again I'm sure she's seeing someone on the...
06:37 Tue 24th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 15:15 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Superman.........

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that?...
16:07 Mon 23rd Oct 20172 answers, last by Arksided 16:32 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Voltage

Happy Days!

My wife has threatened to leave me over my obsession with 70’s American comedy. Happy days!...
08:21 Mon 23rd Oct 201739 answers, last by GenuineclAss 15:03 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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johnny37

Supermarket Petrol V. Name Brand Petrol

Friend who is a retired petrol station owner swears supermarket petrol damages your engine due to the additives they put in it. Anyone know if this is true?...
13:40 Mon 23rd Oct 201745 answers, last by woofgang 10:47 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Spiderman...............

My Great Uncle Bill was known by the nickname of Spiderman down at the old folks home. He wasn't particularly athletic or anything. They just called him that cause he couldn't get out of the bath....
11:55 Mon 23rd Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 13:07 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

We're having a sort of wok chicken curry / stirfry with poppadoms. I'm just having a pot of tea in M&S atm and I see that their extra thick chocolatey biscuits are half price, so I might pop down and...
12:11 Mon 23rd Oct 201747 answers, last by NoMercy 16:30 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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wolf63

Monday Mornings

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out...
12:03 Mon 23rd Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 13:00 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Doctor Dave............

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every...
12:00 Mon 23rd Oct 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Shaglene

The Smoke Goes Up Just The Same...............

Why do some people say 'chimley' when the word is 'chimney'.....I await your comments.................
11:35 Mon 23rd Oct 201718 answers, last by Old_Geezer 00:33 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Voltage

My Diary !

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
16:02 Sun 22nd Oct 20178 answers, last by Voltage 11:22 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. Quite calm out at the moment. A bit on the cool side. Tiggy was out for his supper, looked up at me as if to say 'Ta squire' and toddled off back to bed. An admin day today, got a pile of it...
05:11 Mon 23rd Oct 2017120 answers, last by murraymints 08:12 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Theland

Who Or What Created The Universe?

Dismiss God as the author and creator of the universe, but what is your hypothesis? Or are you simply satisfied to say, "I don't know?"...
06:51 Fri 20th Oct 2017123 answers, last by naomi24 09:33 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Voltage

Two Women!

Two women walking home drunk and had to do a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath....
10:32 Sun 22nd Oct 201720 answers, last by Patsy33 16:42 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

My Husband

My husband tripped over my bra strap. He said, "It's like a booby trap in this house!"...
18:10 Sat 21st Oct 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 12:07 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Voltage

Why Is It

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
18:42 Fri 20th Oct 201711 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:28 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
19:16 Sat 21st Oct 201739 answers, last by marval 16:58 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Voltage

Just Had The Volcanic Vindaloo From Morrisons

Just had The Volcanic Vindaloo from morrisons. ..OMG my mouth is on fire only had half of it ....wow it is hot hot hot!  Water by the bucket load required ..never again lol...
18:42 Sat 21st Oct 201729 answers, last by jourdain2 22:22 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Voltage

A German !

A German walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one."...
18:08 Sat 21st Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 10:32 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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10ClarionSt

Are There Any Foods/drinks That You Would Never Consume?

I never consume the following: chicken, garlic, fresh fish, water(tap or bottled), curry, pizza, kebabs. What about you?
18:09 Sat 21st Oct 201777 answers, last by Tilly2 20:10 Sun 22nd Oct 2017

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