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In The Supermarket!

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Voltage | 07:15 Thu 26th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table ?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
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hmmmmmm....;0) x
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Cant please em all x
The old one's are the best. ;o}
you suggesting Volty is old, Boaty? :-)))))))
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Lol I am it's ok
:o}
Did she make him stand in the corner? :-)
Taught him a lesson!
^^^^^^
I like that Ken! Top of the class!
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Ken go to detention for 2 hours smart @rse lol
Looks like its history for him!
Teacher's pet!
Who is wearing the cap now.................

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