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magicbeatledel

Tom Ka Soup In London?

Hi everyone. In 2010 (for my 40th birthday) I went to Thialand. While there, we went to a resturaunt and had a bowl of ‘Tom Ka’ soup. It was the best soup I have ever had. Just got back from...
13:53 Tue 31st Jul 201813 answers, last by magicbeatledel 02:20 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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Voltage

Anti Depressants.....!

To the person who stole all my anti depressants I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW !!!...
09:55 Tue 31st Jul 201811 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:11 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Shaglene

Curtain Rods..............

On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for...
16:09 Mon 30th Jul 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Voltage

The Wife....!

The wife shouted at me "can I have a bit of peace an quiet while I'm cooking the dinner" So I took the battery out of the smoke detector. ..!...
00:11 Mon 30th Jul 20184 answers, last by Voltage 17:07 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Canary42

Beware Undercooked Chicken

We are often reminded how dangerous undercooked chicken is. This sad case is a timely reminder that it CAN CAUSE DEATH....
12:49 Mon 30th Jul 201812 answers, last by Voltage 17:02 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

71 Yrs. Old Sperm Count.............

A 71-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The...
16:00 Mon 30th Jul 20188 answers, last by Voltage 16:25 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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pastafreak

One Of The More Horrific Stories In The News

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006403/Stepmother-teenager-group-covered-disabled-woman-flour-eggs-not-tearaway.html Tearaway doesn't go far enough to describe such nasty behaviour. What...
13:21 Mon 30th Jul 201889 answers, last by -SharonA- 16:36 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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Voltage

After A Shower...!

I was admiring my naked body in the mirror after a shower , i said to the wife, "Look at that, fourteen stone of pure dynamite!" The wife said , " lol shame about the two inch fuse!" Women tch!!...
08:09 Mon 30th Jul 201813 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:00 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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marval

One Knee

I was out having a nice Italian meal last night with my long term girlfriend. All of a sudden, I got out of my chair,and slowly got down on one knee. “Oh my god” my girlfriend shrieked. “Let me...
15:22 Sun 29th Jul 20183 answers, last by Voltage 20:17 Sun 29th Jul 2018
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andy-hughes

Men 'of A Type'.

Has anyone else noticed, there is a particular 'type' of older man who exists in our country. He is probably late sixties, early seventies. He has a continually grim expression on his face, as though...
17:01 Sun 29th Jul 2018117 answers, last by sanmac 03:27 Tue 31st Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

Lose The Blue Box

If you want to lose the annoying blue box/strip then read this page & decide whether to install the add-on : https://www.i-dont-care-about-cookies.eu/ I've done it on Chrome and Firefox and it all...
12:57 Sun 29th Jul 201812 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:52 Sun 16th Sep 2018
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marval

Complaint

I complained to my newsagent. “I’ve not received my copy of ‘Managing Confrontation’ this month.” He said, “Why, is there an issue?”...
18:48 Sat 28th Jul 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 13:29 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Illustrious

I Wonder

if it will work here
19:11 Sat 28th Jul 201821 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:30 Sun 29th Jul 2018
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Voltage

My Grandad..!

My grandad warned people that the Titanic would sink. No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the cinema....
14:26 Sat 28th Jul 20185 answers, last by marval 18:53 Sat 28th Jul 2018
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mushroom25

Tourde France

at the risk of this disappearing..... :-) by convention, the final stage of the TdF is essentially a victory procession, with the winner having effectively been decided on the penultimate stage. by...
18:46 Sat 28th Jul 201814 answers, last by ToraToraTora 16:14 Sun 29th Jul 2018
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Voltage

My Chinese Neighbour....

My Chinese neighbour suspects his wife's been cheating on him, as his newborn son has pale skin, blonde hair, and big, round, blue eyes. "If there's one thing I know," he confided in me, "two Wongs...
18:32 Sat 28th Jul 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 19:38 Sat 28th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Big Fire..

There was a big fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
14:25 Sat 28th Jul 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 16:03 Sat 28th Jul 2018
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jennyjoan

Raining

it is raining so hard here that I think there's 6 weeks of rain pouring down. No bring me sunshine bring me love.
15:09 Sat 28th Jul 201824 answers, last by LadyCG 21:42 Sat 28th Jul 2018
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chrissa1

Daughter Left High & Dry

My daughter had been asked to be the matron of honour at an old workmate’s wedding. She organised the hen do and has worked her butt off for this “friend”. Now she has been left at Manchester...
22:19 Fri 27th Jul 201894 answers, last by chrissa1 15:57 Sat 28th Jul 2018
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bainbrig

What's Bt Broadband Like?

Currently we have Virgin cable for broadband, TV, and phone. Normally excellent service, but been a bit wobbly of late, plus the loss and potential loss of TV channels as Virgin doesn't want to pay...
14:54 Sat 28th Jul 201839 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:28 Sat 28th Jul 2018

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