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DarceyK123

Professional Cuddlers!

I think I've see it all now! My flabber is gasted! Saw an ad today saying that for £10 an hour, someone will cuddle you, bringing wellbeing ect. Well we are a very cuddly family and I love the hugs...
20:54 Sun 05th Aug 201820 answers, last by DarceyK123 01:50 Mon 06th Aug 2018
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Tilly2

Hey Up! I've Got Me Curlers In.

I have just had a shower and could not face blow drying my hair so I've stuck some curlers in! It gave Mr T quite a shock when I walked into the sitting room :-)...
18:21 Sun 05th Aug 201831 answers, last by Tilly2 21:32 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Illustrious

Why Is It

That some people think they are oh so superior than others. It used to pea me off but now I just laugh in their face and patronise them...
17:42 Sun 05th Aug 201820 answers, last by Jackdaw33 18:23 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Patsy33

Combine Harvester

A man was arrested yesterday after falling into a combine harvester whilst trying to steal it. He's due to be bailed tomorrow...
12:08 Sun 05th Aug 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 18:28 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Voltage

I Really Wish....!

I really wish Beyonce had married Roy Castle....
10:35 Sun 05th Aug 20185 answers, last by zabado 15:39 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Voltage

Since My Wife Left....!

Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to kill me when she comes home from work....
13:14 Sat 04th Aug 20186 answers, last by Voltage 10:30 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Voltage

Just Seen My Doctor..!

I just got home from seeing my doctor. I tried to tell him I'm suffering from schizophernia. But he didn't listen. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself!...
21:20 Sat 04th Aug 20186 answers, last by Canary42 14:13 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Jordyboy9

Poota And Din Dins

why are some on here talking like children or mentally retarded ,something wrong with my poota or what did you have for din dins...
13:47 Fri 27th Jul 2018112 answers, last by Jordyboy9 01:41 Tue 14th Aug 2018
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nailit

How Old Are You And Are You Happier Now

Im back a bit b4 I thought I would be.... been viewing a few (music) You Tube vids from back in the day. Weird how a few tunes can bring back so many memories. Everything from ecstatic to suicidal...
19:01 Sat 04th Aug 201845 answers, last by jambutty 15:19 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Tashi

Surprise Dinner Booking . . . .

. . . . Just found out we are out to Dinner tonight, we are going to the Whitstable Oyster House, our favourite Eatery. Nat and myself will be in Saris, Mrs B will be putting our hair up for us, she...
17:27 Sat 04th Aug 201834 answers, last by anneasquith 16:32 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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LadyCG

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. I had a great night out with friends from work last night. Lovely Italian restaurant. Lots of laughs. Just what I needed. 2. OH is taking me out for the day. We're thinking somewhere in...
10:09 Sat 04th Aug 201833 answers, last by kvalidir 13:37 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Patsy33

Band

A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
20:10 Fri 03rd Aug 20188 answers, last by Voltage 23:20 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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marval

I Went To

I went to a restaurant that served endangered species and ordered a Panda steak. The waiter asked, “How would you like that sir?” I said, “Rare.” I called the reception at the dentist to...
22:06 Fri 03rd Aug 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 09:11 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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Theland

Black News Presenters

I don't think the percentage of black news readers accurately reflects the percentage of black people in the country. Do you think we are getting diversity shoved down our throats? Putting the news on...
18:21 Fri 03rd Aug 2018133 answers, last by Tilly2 17:07 Sun 05th Aug 2018
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sandyRoe

Free Money, What Was Going On?

Walking past the university this afternoon a young man approached me and said he and a group of friends were conducting an experiment. He asked if I'd accept a £2 coin. I said I would and told him...
16:57 Fri 03rd Aug 201819 answers, last by sandyRoe 17:49 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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beso

When Did God Create Satan?

In the beginning there was God and the Void. God created a bunch of stuff then Satan starts talking to Adam and Eve. When did God create Satan?...
13:20 Fri 03rd Aug 201841 answers, last by douglas9401 07:56 Wed 08th Aug 2018
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hazydaisy

Chocolate Eclair

Very rarely eat anything sweet but just want a chocolate eclair bun How about You?...
22:28 Thu 02nd Aug 201811 answers, last by Arksided 16:51 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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anotheoldgit

It Would Seem That The Bbc Are Bias When It Comes To The Immigration Debate.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6020609/BBC-forced-withdraw-biased-immigration-video.html...
10:24 Fri 03rd Aug 201815 answers, last by Spicerack 21:44 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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marval

Problem

After spending hours skipping through fields of flowers. I am now forced to admit I have a gambolling problem....
22:24 Thu 02nd Aug 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:24 Fri 03rd Aug 2018
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Shaglene

Lonely Widow..........

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUSTN’T RUN...
15:30 Thu 02nd Aug 20183 answers, last by Tilly2 20:15 Thu 02nd Aug 2018

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