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After A Shower...!

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Voltage | 08:09 Mon 30th Jul 2018 | Jokes
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I was admiring my naked body in the mirror after a shower , i said to the wife, "Look at that, fourteen stone of pure dynamite!"

The wife said , " lol shame about the two inch fuse!"

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Light it and run!!!
08:12 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Me run..are you mad ;-)
08:14 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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I was advising your wife, but, I guess a damp fuse will never ignite ;-/
08:18 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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That's a cracker!..
08:26 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Tuppence bunger ?
08:32 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Nothing to see, run along.....
08:34 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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oh dear,just like a Christmas tree dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration x
08:45 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Now I know what she meant when she said you have a short fuse.
09:00 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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^^^^^^^
Sshhh! Don't laugh!...
09:01 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Mallyh, you have made my day ;-))
09:05 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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:-) xx
09:10 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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I used to like you mallyh ...:-)
09:48 Mon 30th Jul 2018
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Imagine if it had been winter.
11:00 Mon 30th Jul 2018

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