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sandyRoe

In The Event Of A Hard Brexit What Foods Might Be In Short Supply?

I've a small store of pulses, tinned fish, powdered milk, and vitamin tablets. Anything else I should buy?...
09:40 Thu 26th Jul 2018140 answers, last by Jackdaw33 14:49 Wed 01st Aug 2018
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anotheoldgit

Was Gmb Host Kate Garraway, Being A Little Over-Sensitive?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5985747/GMB-embroiled-race-row-host-Kate-Garraway-forces-guest-away-offensive-puppet.html If not, then It would seem that it is okay to have grotesque white...
14:54 Tue 24th Jul 201834 answers, last by andy-hughes 14:35 Thu 26th Jul 2018
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Jeanclaude66

Angry Raccoons

After being given a gifting 2 adorable raccoons they’ve suddenly became quite vicious and have attacked my wife several times. We’ve had them for 7 months and they’re quite domesticated and even...
19:49 Wed 25th Jul 201821 answers, last by hereIam 17:05 Thu 26th Jul 2018
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LadyCG

Yipppppeeeee

After being given the chance to revise our offer on the run down property, we were delighted to hear that our higher offer had been accepted. Yaaayyyy ... We've got ourselves a pig hole !!! Just off...
13:48 Wed 25th Jul 201834 answers, last by Canary42 19:36 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Sacked

. I got the sack from my job on the Bumper Cars, I'm appealing against funfair dismissal...
17:10 Wed 25th Jul 20186 answers, last by Voltage 19:15 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Sting Has Been Kidnapped!

Hearing reports that Sting has been kidnapped. The Police haven't got a lead....
16:53 Wed 25th Jul 20188 answers, last by Zacs-Master 17:21 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Dodgy!!

I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table....
15:23 Wed 25th Jul 20185 answers, last by Voltage 16:45 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Fast

My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.
19:30 Tue 24th Jul 201817 answers, last by Patsy33 15:47 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

The Golfer..........

An avid golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
15:48 Tue 24th Jul 20189 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:27 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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marval

I Attended

I attended a health and safety course at work. All we did was sit in front of a fan, sipping ice cold drinks. Turns out, it was just a refresher course....
18:18 Tue 24th Jul 20183 answers, last by Voltage 19:13 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Chrissy22

The Secret To A Good Relationship

My mother once told me of the five scecrets to a great relationship. 1.Find a man who works around the house,occassionally cooks and cleans, and has a good job. 2. Find a man who makes you laugh. 3....
15:55 Tue 24th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 16:08 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

Sleeping Pills..........

Doctor, "Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills." Wife, "When must I give them to him?" Doctor, "They are not for him, they are for you."...
15:37 Tue 24th Jul 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:04 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Ikea Job Interview!

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying "come in, make a seat."...
14:59 Tue 24th Jul 201810 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:55 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Voltage

After My Accident..!

After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me. She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." "Fair enough," I replied, groping her boobs!...
09:05 Tue 24th Jul 20186 answers, last by Voltage 14:37 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall; honestly, you couldn't make it up.
13:45 Tue 24th Jul 20188 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:55 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Nameless14

Do You Usually Listen To Other People’S Advice Or Do You Usually Take Your Own?

Why is that?
18:03 Sun 22nd Jul 201830 answers, last by Sabamohmmdiiiii 14:34 Wed 25th Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

Faculty

I have run out of PG Tips :(
10:50 Tue 24th Jul 20186 answers, last by Zacs-Master 16:52 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Theland

Islam And Islamism

Islam is the religion based on the teachings of the Koran. Islamism is the political ideology derived from Islam, but incorporating Islam especially sharia law. Islamism is the driving force behind...
00:46 Sun 22nd Jul 201816 answers, last by naomi24 09:11 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Tilly2

I Know You Might Think

I have more money than sense but I have just ordered a paddling pool for Tilly!
20:13 Mon 23rd Jul 201857 answers, last by Tilly2 19:05 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Voltage

My Best Mate!

I just got back from my best mates funeral, He was killed by a tennis ball. It was a cracking service....
19:57 Mon 23rd Jul 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 13:00 Tue 24th Jul 2018

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