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Patsy33

Double Hernia

My poor husband thought he would be in and out of day surgery today. Unfortunately, he's been very sick with anaesthetic. So has to stay in tonight. They will ring me tomorrow regards coming out....
21:19 Tue 17th Jul 201820 answers, last by marval 17:06 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Police In Liverpool!

Police attending an incident in Liverpool returned to their car to find it up on bricks Officers are working tyrelessly to find the culprits....
08:14 Fri 20th Jul 20185 answers, last by Voltage 15:31 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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Voltage

My Boss!

I got called into the office "bloody hell!" said my boss as I walked into the office "What the hell did you drink last night" "Nothing." I replied, "Why?" He said, "You absolutely stink of alcohol."...
14:01 Fri 20th Jul 20185 answers, last by Arksided 14:51 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. All sorts of fun getting the poota to behave this morning. Being all stroppy, so it was. Cloudy again this morning, still none of the rain we were promised. Not that I'm complaining you...
05:01 Fri 20th Jul 201863 answers, last by dannyk13 09:16 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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marval

Poor Chris

Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, "Chris, what happened...
22:11 Thu 19th Jul 20183 answers, last by marval 15:28 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

Hog Time

Early doors tonight ... https://postimg.cc/image/4fyuwexef/...
20:57 Thu 19th Jul 20189 answers, last by Tuvok 11:15 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Boots The Chemist!!

Boots are doing 3 for the price of 2 on hearing aids! Anyone know of anybody with 3 ears??...
19:26 Thu 19th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 20:05 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Minkyme

Brexit, Hard Or Soft?

Do you personally want a hard brexit? A soft brexit? Or is there a middle ground brexit I like to call the //goldilocks brexit// which would be the nice creamy middle drawing pros from hard and soft...
16:48 Thu 19th Jul 201839 answers, last by ToraToraTora 10:31 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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anotheoldgit

Man Guilty Of Plot To Behead Theresa May.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/18/man-guilty-of-plot-to-behead-theresa-may-in-isis-inspired-attack...
15:28 Thu 19th Jul 201887 answers, last by naomi24 09:54 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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maggiebee

Dancer

Never ignore the power of punctuation: There's a Maypole dancer. Theresa May, pole dancer....
16:27 Thu 19th Jul 20188 answers, last by sedge47 12:20 Sun 22nd Jul 2018
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Mamyalynne

Happy Birthday Lie-In King ♥

Have a Purrrrfectly wonderful day ♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgfu30N-zpY...
23:59 Wed 18th Jul 201838 answers, last by Lie-in King 00:10 Fri 20th Jul 2018
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codi

Stuck On Puzzle

Lively music 3&7letters t?e ?a???n?...
11:24 Thu 19th Jul 20182 answers, last by sunny-dave 11:25 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Sexual Innuendo. .!

My colleague can no longer make the Sexual Innuendo Seminar next week. She's asked me to fill her slot....
10:57 Thu 19th Jul 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 11:24 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

A Friend

A friend had bred a messenger pigeon with a woodpecker. Not only does it deliver a message, it knocks the door when it gets there....
18:31 Wed 18th Jul 201812 answers, last by Voltage 11:17 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Voltage

If The Wife.....!

If the wife ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese. Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich....
10:52 Thu 19th Jul 20189 answers, last by zebo 22:19 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

So Excited

My new games console has arrived ... https://postimg.cc/image/vd4vytypz/...
10:20 Thu 19th Jul 201816 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:01 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. There was an orange moon here during the night, it looked lovely. Overcast again this morning. We did see the sun yesterday eventually. Out for most of the day today, Stroud, Yate and...
04:46 Thu 19th Jul 201866 answers, last by Togo 08:36 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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Voltage

After 20 Mins....

After spending 20 minutes trying to get my Wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now....
17:25 Wed 18th Jul 201816 answers, last by Shaglene 14:24 Thu 19th Jul 2018
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maggiebee

Debate

Interesting debate on another site. Some very funny responses (including Monty Python of course) as well as some serious ones. "What have you been taught about the levels of civilisation in Britain...
17:13 Wed 18th Jul 201815 answers, last by Togo 21:19 Wed 18th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Local Aquarium!

It only costs 1p to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin. So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!...
09:46 Wed 18th Jul 20185 answers, last by bookbinder 17:07 Wed 18th Jul 2018

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