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Freedom Of Speech - In Code

Like the underground resistance in World War 2, I think it might be safer for me to discuss TROP in a code. Let's say I call them Aldi Shoppers, or Aldis for short. Now I can protest at the number of...

Shaglene

Confucius Say............

Confucius Say... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say... Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say... Man with broken condom Often called Daddy...

Voltage

Body Snatching!

My mate just came fourth in a Body-Snatching contest. I told him "It's not the winning, it's the taking parts that counts."...

Theland

Help! I'm Here!

Getting zapped so often it hurts....

Voltage

Fancy Dress!

My missus told me she'd got an invite to a fancy dress party. "Oh, that explains the latex rubber sumo wrestler suit you're trying on" I said She replied "What bloody latex rubber sumo suit? I'm naked...

anotheoldgit

Stay Out Of The Sun Until Friday! Met Office Issues Amber Heatwave Alert Warning People Not To Go Outdoors, Draw Curtains And Keep Windows Shut As 'mediterranean Melt' Sends Temperatures Soaring To 101F

Oh dear, oh dear!!! how do we Brits manage 2 weeks in the sun abroad, when we have got to take such precautions for just 5 days here at home?

gness

Simple Pleasures... :-)

A bottle of red....a lovely companion and sitting together on the patio in the evening watching three hedgehogs...one slightly doolally.....a frog playing in dried leaves and the space station...

Patsy33

Pulled Over

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record. I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album....

Togo

Saturday Punt 21/07/2018

Morning punters. A bit gloomy but a bit of "cut in the ground". Remember last week when I flagged up that I had passed over some of my old favourites, well I was right to be fearful. We had an...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

Hi everyone ............. ♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8dr8zze3xA...

Patsy33

70S Television

Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes using a TV remote control. Star Key and Hash....

Voltage

My Girlfriend !

My girlfriend said she's splitting up with me because I'm obsessed with Boy George. I said do you really want to hurt me.!...

breadstick

Am I Overreacting

My son is getting married within the next few months and I learnt today that his soon to be wife compiled the seating arrangements as to who sits where and with whome with her friend without any...

maggiebee

Mamma Mia

Had a "girlie" night at the local cinema to see Mamma Mia, here I go again. Didn't have high expectations as I didn't particularly like the first one, but I really enjoyed it. Glad my grandaughter...

Patsy33

This Dog Got The Right Idea!

When it's unbearably hot! https://youtu.be/cSwsx2VKRz4...

Chris38

Smart Meters

Another attempt to con the longsuffering British public! Surely very few people really thought that smart meters were intended to save money, even for those enthusiasts prepared to waste their lives...

Voltage