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Shaglene | 19:31 Mon 23rd Jul 2018 | Jokes
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Confucius Say...
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
For merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say...
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say...
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say...
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.

Confucius Say...
Viagra just like Disneyland ...
One hour wait for 5 minute ride.

Confucius Say...
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say...
Joke is like sex.
Neither any good if you don't get it

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Confucius say Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secrets, has no more secrets.
19:36 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Women who cook meat and peas in same pot..... very unhygienic
19:43 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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here's a very American one....


Confucius Say Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.
19:45 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius sat "Better to be deprived of food for three days, than Builder's tea for one."
19:48 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius say
Man with hole in pocket ..feel cocky all day!
19:48 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Man who live in glass house should have sex in basement
19:52 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Lol
19:54 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius say 'Volty work for Genital Electric'
19:56 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Just call me sparky lol
19:58 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucious say.....
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
19:58 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucious say.....

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
20:06 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius news - Chinese police arrested two men yesterday, one called Tony was drinking battery acid and shouting SAAAAB ,the other called Volty-Sparky was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
20:08 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucious say.....

Man with two holes in pocket feel cocky all day. Whatta loadofballs....
20:09 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucyus Say.....
Man with hole in pocket......No forget to buy plum sauce
20:19 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius Say.....
Man with hole in pocket......No forget to buy Condomiment
20:21 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius say...
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
20:22 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius Say.....
Man with many holes in pocket - tends to tell same joke repeatedly
20:25 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius Say.....
Man with many holes in pocket - eventually goes deaf.
20:26 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius say....man must see head monk for blest answer
20:52 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Confucius say "My sayings bring out the worst in the people's jokes"
20:58 Mon 23rd Jul 2018

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