Confucius Say....

[NoMercy]

Man who eat prunes get good run for money.

What else Confucius say?

[joggerjayne]

Man who pee in the wind will get his own back.

[Sqad]

Woman who sits on jockey's lap, gets hot tip.

[redman41]

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t

[NoMercy]

War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left.

[rowanwitch]

您好回答银行

[Sqad]

rowan....LOL....you dirty old woman....LOL

[redman41]

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs !

[rowanwitch]

It was supposed to say Hello Answer bank dont blame me if the translation is wrong...

[NoMercy]

Man who sit on tack get point.

[another-view]

Confucius Say
The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

[another-view]

A Magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

[NoMercy]

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

[Ankou]

confucius say too damn much

[McMouse]

Lady aviator who flies upside down has honourable crack up.

[China Doll]

I believe he also said,

'smile and the world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone'

[NoMercy]

Man who live in glass house should not throw parties.

[McMouse]

Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.

[rowanwitch]

Man who has sex on pyramid never on level

[NoMercy]

Virginity like bubble - one prick, all gone.

[bobjugs12]

Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.