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Slough Berkshire

Is there anywhere in UK worse than this dump? Apart from Watford……....
17:37 Fri 26th Nov 202143 answers, last by Spicerack 20:08 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Cia Interrogation

Being pc the CIA no longer use the term “waterboarding”. It is now referred to as “Tactical Baptism”...
17:27 Fri 26th Nov 20215 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:49 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Who Remembers Sallabananas?

Back in day this place used to be a riot. Posters got suspended for baiting the Ed. There were major feuds between Abers sometimes leading to expulsion. By and large it was a laugh. Sqad would...
14:34 Fri 26th Nov 202121 answers, last by Bobbisox1 15:01 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Migrant Vaccines

Should the French insist that migrants are jabbed before they take to their boats at Calais?
14:02 Fri 26th Nov 202110 answers, last by emmie 06:50 Sat 27th Nov 2021
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Pheasant

Is there any ethical distinction between getting pheasant from a butcher and road-kill?
15:13 Thu 25th Nov 202116 answers, last by AuntPG 18:35 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Enhancing Video Clip

Have some video footage that shows a van hitting my garden wall and driving away. Need to identify reg no. Any suggestions on products to achieve this?
15:38 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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Tattoo

A New York accountant had the image of a $100 bill tattooed on his manhood. He went home and showed it to his wife. She wasn’t pleased and asked he why he’d had in done. He replied, “If I take it out...
14:20 Wed 24th Nov 20212 answers, last by tonyav 20:41 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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Love In Later Life

An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
14:23 Fri 19th Nov 20212 answers, last by New Judge 17:02 Sat 20th Nov 2021
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Google Ad

A Google ad just appeared for a device to save 90% on electricity bills. It’s a SCAM...
16:39 Mon 15th Nov 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:02 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Oyster Warning

They are not a reliable aphrodisiac. Had a dozen last night and only 4 worked.
16:04 Mon 15th Nov 20219 answers, last by piggynose 21:23 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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Two Doctors Having Chat

One says “have you seen Moby Dick?” The other replies “No, but I’ve treated a bad case or Herpies”...
14:55 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Royal Mail Sunday Delivery

I’d rather get deliveries on Monday and Tuesday. Anyone else find them useless?...
14:15 Fri 12th Mar 20219 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:35 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Is It Racist

To enquire why some people buy skin lightening products?
16:34 Thu 11th Mar 202133 answers, last by pastafreak 11:12 Fri 12th Mar 2021
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Blue Tits Nesting

Blue Tits started nest building in my wall box today. Is this early or about right?
14:03 Thu 04th Mar 20219 answers, last by Spungle 20:35 Thu 04th Mar 2021
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Sainsbury Car Park Scam

I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
14:53 Fri 18th Dec 20203 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:00 Sat 19th Dec 2020
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At The Blood Bank

A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
12:29 Tue 15th Dec 20204 answers, last by Bbbananas 18:15 Tue 15th Dec 2020
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A Lockdown Thought

He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
12:09 Mon 26th Oct 202014 answers, last by HansUrbancka 16:27 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Latest Score

McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
13:46 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Parable On Political Correctness

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
12:29 Thu 28th Jan 20161 answer, last by Marijn 15:05 Fri 29th Jan 2016
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Start The Rumour

"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
15:40 Thu 21st Jan 20166 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:58 Thu 21st Jan 2016

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