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Sainsbury Car Park Scam

I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
14:53 Fri 18th Dec 20203 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:00 Sat 19th Dec 2020
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At The Blood Bank

A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
12:29 Tue 15th Dec 20204 answers, last by Bbbananas 18:15 Tue 15th Dec 2020
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A Lockdown Thought

He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
12:09 Mon 26th Oct 202014 answers, last by HansUrbancka 16:27 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Latest Score

McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
13:46 Fri 11th Aug 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:16 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Parable On Political Correctness

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
12:29 Thu 28th Jan 20161 answer, last by Marijn 15:05 Fri 29th Jan 2016
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Start The Rumour

"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
15:40 Thu 21st Jan 20166 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:58 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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Jewish Poker Club

Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen...
12:53 Tue 12th Jan 2016
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The Italian Funeral

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black...
14:59 Mon 11th Jan 2016
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Gun Slinger

A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognised an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy walked over to the old-timer,...
10:03 Thu 26th Nov 20151 answer, last by frugalfred 15:27 Fri 27th Nov 2015
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Devout Dog

Good boy.............
10:07 Mon 03rd Aug 20152 answers, last by dustypuss 10:37 Mon 03rd Aug 2015
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Oops!

An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new...
08:55 Thu 16th Jul 20152 answers, last by marval 13:17 Thu 16th Jul 2015
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Illegal Immigrants

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor....
08:47 Thu 16th Jul 20151 answer, last by alavahalf 08:51 Thu 16th Jul 2015
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The Rake

I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife, “Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she...
08:59 Mon 22nd Jun 20151 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:02 Mon 22nd Jun 2015
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A Prostitute's Tax Return…

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc....
08:56 Wed 17th Jun 20153 answers, last by MrDynamite1 11:00 Wed 11th Mar 2020
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Colin The Aborigine

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party...
10:25 Thu 04th Jun 20158 answers, last by askyourgran 21:56 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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A Recent Press Item:

"The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned...
08:55 Fri 15th May 20152 answers, last by Quizmonkey 10:36 Fri 15th May 2015
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Descartes Pig?

I stink therefore I ham.
12:04 Tue 05th May 20157 answers, last by shoota 12:28 Tue 05th May 2015
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Normal Working Family

Politicians tell us what they are going to do for "the normal working family" but never seem to explain what this term means. How would you define it?...
10:42 Fri 17th Apr 20157 answers, last by naomi24 12:36 Fri 17th Apr 2015
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The Post Tortoises

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic...
09:15 Mon 13th Apr 20153 answers, last by waterboatman 06:01 Thu 16th Apr 2015

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