I used to date a twin and people would ask how I knew which was which.
I said it was easy because by girlfriend had a cute mole behind her left ear and her brother had a beard....
A married couple is lying in bed. The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom,...
Husband comes home and says: - Honey, I invited a friend to have dinner with us today. Screaming she replies: - What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I did not buy any groceries, the dishes are...
Historically disgraced military officers accepted a loaded revolver from a brother officer and retired to their room.
Is such a practice appropriate today?...
Wong phones his boss at Chinese takeaway and says “I no come work today because I depressed.” Boss replies “when I’m depressed I just throw my wife on the bed and have sex until I feel better. You try...