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One says “have you seen Moby Dick?” The other replies “No, but I’ve treated a bad case or Herpies”...
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I’d rather get deliveries on Monday and Tuesday. Anyone else find them useless?...
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To enquire why some people buy skin lightening products?
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Blue Tits started nest building in my wall box today. Is this early or about right?
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I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
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A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
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He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
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McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
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"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
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Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen...
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A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black...
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A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognised an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy walked over to the old-timer,...
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Good boy.............
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An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new...
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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor....
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I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife, “Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she...
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc....
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A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party...
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"The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned...

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