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Is there anywhere in UK worse than this dump? Apart from Watford……....
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Being pc the CIA no longer use the term “waterboarding”. It is now referred to as “Tactical Baptism”...
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Back in day this place used to be a riot. Posters got suspended for baiting the Ed. There were major feuds between Abers sometimes leading to expulsion. By and large it was a laugh. Sqad would...
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Should the French insist that migrants are jabbed before they take to their boats at Calais?
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Is there any ethical distinction between getting pheasant from a butcher and road-kill?
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Have some video footage that shows a van hitting my garden wall and driving away. Need to identify reg no. Any suggestions on products to achieve this?
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A New York accountant had the image of a $100 bill tattooed on his manhood. He went home and showed it to his wife. She wasn’t pleased and asked he why he’d had in done. He replied, “If I take it out...
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An elderly widow and widower met, fell in love and married. In bed on their wedding night he reached across and tenderly held her hand. This continued night after night for several months until one...
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A Google ad just appeared for a device to save 90% on electricity bills. It’s a SCAM...
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They are not a reliable aphrodisiac. Had a dozen last night and only 4 worked.
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One says “have you seen Moby Dick?” The other replies “No, but I’ve treated a bad case or Herpies”...
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I’d rather get deliveries on Monday and Tuesday. Anyone else find them useless?...
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To enquire why some people buy skin lightening products?
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Blue Tits started nest building in my wall box today. Is this early or about right?
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I became victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while shopping. Had just started putting bags in the car boot when two scantily dressed young women started cleaning the windscreen, their breasts...
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A Priest, Minister and Rabbit meet at a blood bank. Rabbit says I think I’m a ‘Type O’...
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He glanced, She smiled, They danced. A child....
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McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking,...
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"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...

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