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In The Bar

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered....
15:43 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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The Butcher

I asked the butcher for some tripe. He gave me a box set of ‘Love Island’...
17:43 Thu 24th Feb 20224 answers, last by McMouse 17:53 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Chemistry Teacher

What did the chemistry teacher say after getting two whiffs of helium? He He...
14:56 Thu 24th Feb 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:56 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Ww3 Started By Ukraine

The scariest things about WW3 is UK is on the same side as Germany. They don’t have a good record with wars....
15:02 Wed 23rd Feb 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 15:11 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Sex Toy

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No. To whom....
15:14 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Roman Bar

An Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. Barman says “do you mean a Martini” Guy replies “if I’d wanted a double I’d have said”...
14:27 Tue 22nd Feb 20221 answer, last by McMouse 14:50 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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What A Tool

I wanted to do a joke about tools but awl I could think of was this.
16:52 Mon 21st Feb 202211 answers, last by William51 10:44 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Dating A Twin

I used to date a twin and people would ask how I knew which was which. I said it was easy because by girlfriend had a cute mole behind her left ear and her brother had a beard....
15:45 Mon 21st Feb 20223 answers, last by dustypuss 16:41 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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The Other Day

I visited a psychic and rang the bell. She yelled out “who is it” I didn’t bother...
15:55 Sun 20th Feb 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:12 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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Moments Later

A Time Traveller walked into the bar.
16:06 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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At A Bar

The barman said “we don’t serve Time Travellers in here”...
16:05 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Foreplay?

A married couple is lying in bed. The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom,...
17:46 Fri 14th Jan 20222 answers, last by mushroom25 17:56 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Husband Comes Home

Husband comes home and says: - Honey, I invited a friend to have dinner with us today. Screaming she replies: - What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I did not buy any groceries, the dishes are...
17:37 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Honour Suicide

Historically disgraced military officers accepted a loaded revolver from a brother officer and retired to their room. Is such a practice appropriate today?...
15:39 Thu 13th Jan 202224 answers, last by joelive2001 17:55 Sun 16th Jan 2022
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Well

If anything’s possible, what’s important?...
14:53 Mon 10th Jan 20226 answers, last by douglas9401 19:51 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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Imam, Rabbi And A Priest

Visit a Buddhist monetary and ask the first monk they meet “What’s going Om?”...
18:39 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Throwing A Sickie

Wong phones his boss at Chinese takeaway and says “I no come work today because I depressed.” Boss replies “when I’m depressed I just throw my wife on the bed and have sex until I feel better. You try...
16:41 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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A Dung Beetle

Walks up to a pub bar and asks “is this stool taken?”...
16:21 Thu 06th Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 16:34 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Password

> Enter new password ~ Chicken > Password must include a capital ~ Chickenkiev...
13:38 Thu 06th Jan 20223 answers, last by aelmpvw 13:46 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Ants Are Immune From Covid

Because they have little anty-bodies.
13:22 Thu 06th Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 13:24 Thu 06th Jan 2022

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