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New Judge
Two young women are in a trendy restaurant enjoying a business lunch. One of them drops her spoon on the floor and she summons a waiter. “I’m dreadfully sorry, I’ve dropped my spoon. Could I...
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McMouse
McMouse 5. Grim Reaper 0.
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EDDIE51
Could this be cheaper than getting married? :-) http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/intelligent-sex-doll-harmony-talk-5870500...
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Bazile
Are you one of the 'sorry' people ? Do you go into starbucks and say 'Sorry - Can I Have A Latte ' What are you sorry for ? When someone asks you if you can change a fifty pound note - do you say...
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weecalf
Films ,television programmes with members of family or extended family eg Cousin Vinny ,Uncle buck
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Quoi
As the waiter presented the menu, the newly seated diner said "I’m sorry but I am blind and can’t read the menu. If you just bring me a few dirty forks from previous customers I will smell them...
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Cloverjo
The Daily Telegraph is reporting that Mo Farah has missed two doping tests. This has come out after his coach was implicated in a drugs accusation. I saw Mo win one of his golds inLondon, and would be...
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TWR
When you hear about friends Young / Older passing, does it make you wonder when your time is up? In our local paper each week I read about So & So passing, that's what made me put this post in....
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-Talbot-
How does Boris get away with it?
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whiskeryron
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/young-men-should-be-forced-to-learn-about-periods-just-as-much-as-women-are-10310921.html I wasn't aware that there is such ignorance throughout the male...
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excelsior-1
three packs of polos - - unopened - - in mint condition...
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marval
I was trying to hold a map of a French town in my hand. The trouble is I kept dropping it. It was Toulouse....
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browndmb
Sitting near my husband I hear this gurgling coming from my husbands chest. It does not appear to bother him but I wonder if anyone who knows what I mean and can give me some advice to get rid of it....
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Canary42
Why do some people have to use potentially abusive versions of Ed Milliband's name when referring to him (we've already seen millimoses amd millipede this morning) ? Descending to name-calling is...
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gina32
How many of you have had any candidates come to your house and ask for your support in the election?
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sigma
Why do you have to be on the electoral roll to vote. Why can't you just turn up and vote.
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mrs_overall
As election day is almost here, today's challenge is to take a song/book/tv programme or film title, and [i]change it slightly[i] to incorporate anything to do with politics/any politician/the...
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mikey4444
I have just returned from Tesco and while I was there, there was an altercation in the entrance. Two young women were stopped by the Security Guard, because they were wearing pajamas and dressing...
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McMouse
Politicians tell us what they are going to do for "the normal working family" but never seem to explain what this term means. How would you define it?...

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