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joggerjayne
So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts. But today ... I have made...
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cupid04
A gnome who joined a nudist colony only two weeks ago was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!
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berniecuddles
this is SO true...............!! http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w550/berniecuddles/10300105_10152447257999104_5400617656210169752_n_zps7e14553f.jpg...
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Ric.ror
Has anyone ever bought any glasses on line? Just wondered what the process was like Many thanks...
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AB Editor
David Dimbleby has had a tattoo of a scorpion on his shoulder. http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/289364/image_update_7120d00fb6b6f0d1_1384214122_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg ///The 75-year-old was pictured...
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sandyRoe
I live in a part of the city where there are a lot of houses rented out to students. Out walking yesterday, wearing my new titfer, I saw a group of young women, who'll soon be making up part of this...
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AlwaysConfused
Something you can eat anytime of the day or night. I like to lightly toast my bread first, slightly butter it ,add a smidgen of marmite and generous amounts of grated cheese then continue to toast it...
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sandyRoe
They sometimes sell for thousands of pounds but are they a good investment? In time to come when the rock star might be forgotten how could they hold their price?
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Chipchopper
I recently went down to my local garage to get a slow puncture repaired,when I noticed one of the fitters standing behind a stack of tires and drinking from a can of brake fluid Concerned for the guys...
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owdhamer
As I have little appetite a turkey would be a waste of time any ideas on something small and tasty,no budget.
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Psybbo
sound good, I thought I'd better leave the crossword thread. Good morning Tony, the boiler appears to have seized and there's a lot of water
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sidkid
Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..
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Jemisa
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked...
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cupid04
Under your stairs? I have 2 meters. A spin dryer [it still works, I keep it in case washing machine breaks down.] A foot spa. A cat box. Bags of old shoes. Hoover. Creepy crawlies. And loads of crap....
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McMouse
Went there this week and found it an extremely moving experience. It really brings it home when you see how many of our young men and women have lost their lives in the service of this country in...
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giveup
My grandson tells me he has "Freshers Flu". I just feel I want to go and mop his brow and look after him.I helped deliver him and he's very special to me,even though he's now over 6 feet and...
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cubic999
is it now.
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AB Editor
I don't know why you lot need so much help! {loading} Source: https://twitter.com/a...3637614231552/photo/1...
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DTCwordfan
What's this all about? Bomb Sqad were called this morning to Claygate, neighbouring houses and media cleared, something in the shed. How weird - and linked? The plot thickens..... News from Annecy was...

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