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Voltage | 19:57 Mon 23rd Jul 2018 | Jokes
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I just got back from my best mates funeral, He was killed by a tennis ball.

It was a cracking service.
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ace joke
19:59 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Was it love?
20:00 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Yes love!
20:01 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Going down the pub after? You'll be on the doubles.. .
20:09 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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I tried that but was ill.
Reckon it was mixed doubles that did it!
20:12 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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Ah, I see your point..
20:14 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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I gather Novak Djokovic has a new name after his exhibition of petulance at Wimblebum, 'Novochokovic'......
20:14 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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No rest for the wicket...
20:16 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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My mate was killed by a steam train, he was chuffed to bits.
22:15 Mon 23rd Jul 2018
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New balls.............
13:00 Tue 24th Jul 2018

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