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Well I Never!

A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!

abbeylee90

My 3rd in my new job I had a terrible day was very tired supervisor I was working with was horrible and was giving me a hard time saying I hadn't cleaned properly when I know I did clean them but... ...

Hazlinny

Christmas Sweaters

Will any of you be buying/wearing a special sweater for Christmas? Personally, I won't though thinking of buying one for my best friend. https://stock.adobe.com/uk/search?k=ugly%20sweater ...

maggiebee

The Sum Of All Fears

Watched this film last night. Stars Morgan Freeman and Ben Affleck. Know it was pure fiction, but made me realise how fragile relationships can be between countries and misunderstandings can be... ...

Chipchopper

Something Fishy

As I was strolling along the promenade, I noticed a seagull with a crab claw lengthways in its beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!

construct1245

What Are You Up To This Weekend?

I'm off to my second concert of the week tomorrow.

Barmaid

Christmas Lunch

I can't work today due to noisy scaffolders (yay, they are going today), so I thought I better get on with sorting out the food for Christmas. I've only got 7 on Christmas Day so I think I might... ...

newmodarmy

Wordle Tuesday

What a pain today. It spoilt my good run but I finally got there in 6 but was getting worried Wordle 878 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
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melv16

Chatsworth Craft Fair..

If you're thinking of going I'd factor in £28-00 for parking!!

Caribeing

Pointless, Best Reply Ever:

On todays Pointless contestant was asked what he did for fun, he replied "I have an eight incher that I get out when it's a clear night"

Countrylover

Wordle 11 November

Just realised I can do this!! Wordle 875 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
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naomi24

The Long Shadow Part 2

Telling the story of the hunt for the Yorkshire Ripper. I watched the last in the series last night and the outcome was quite shocking. One of his victims who survived his attack was awarded a... ...