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LadyCG
I'm knocking up a chicken and prawn curry and OH is making some keema rice.  We have a nice Zinfandel and some pink fizz to go with and we'll probably be watching Saturday Night Takeaway.   How... ...
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retrocop
Well done England. Brilliant match and win against arguably the best UK team. How come they couldn't beat Scotland? Great game.
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Rondy
I read in the newspaper a tip to use Vodka for cleaning around the house.
I must say it really works too, the more Vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked. ___ I was sitting on the toilet when the... ...
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naomi24
For me, Emmerdale, Friends, Cheers.... and probably many more than escape my memory at the moment.
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brainiac
I have some sort of blockage under my kitchen sink which means the water drains away slowly.  Stupidly, I used my washing machine and the sink blockage meant that when the machine discharged the... ...
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barry1010
Mine is lure.  When I say it, it sounds really ugly and rhymes with 'sewer'.  Allure is even worse.
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Canary42
For the attention of those who find certain incorrect answers amusing, here are some taken from Private Eye Annual 2023. Note that Pressdram  own the copyright.  And if you want some more howlers... ...
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Theblip
Bridget Jones' diary is one of my favourite films ever and still makes me laugh after many viewings.   But I thought the two sequels were awful and totally unfunny.  So now it's been revealed that... ...
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douglas9401
Have to rush now, I'm going to be violently sick. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68402362   ...
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JJ109
Another 3! Wordle 971 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Scorpiojo, Barry and Radagast all starred yesterday with 2! Well done!
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JJ109
Yay - another 3! Wordle 970 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Congratulations to Blubster, modeste and ducksie who all solved in 2 yesterday. Can someone else please start the waffle thread as I will not be around... ...
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10ClarionSt
A memorial service was held yesterday at Hartshead Moor Services for all those lost in the M62 coach bomb in 1974. One of those lost, Fusilier Stephen Whalley, aged 18, was a close friend of my... ...
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Canary42
I got 8 out of 10. Can you better that ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/12vbByzjT1hcmFgh79f2MHw/are-you-grammatically-gormless-or-a-punctuation-perfectionist ...
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Buenchico
Good evening, all!   A somewhat better than usual start for me this week, with a score of FIVE out of seven in the main quiz:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68168938   Aunty Beeb seems to have got... ...
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JJ109
Wordle 957 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Once again, 3 was the best yesterday, Congratulations to Barsel, Ozzy, Emiritus and Barry!
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darth vader
So my question - is anyone on here from the last time i posted to AB.... must be a decade ago?
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Rondy
I was in a Café happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police...
Said I was Dunkin' disorderly. ___ I stayed at a hotel yesterday and couldn't help noticing that some... ...
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Buenchico
Good evening all! It’s Friday again!   I could only manage a pathetic score of TWO out of seven on the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68097190   There appears to be an error on... ...
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Buenchico
Good evening all!   It appears to be a Friday again (although there only seems to have been a day or two since the last one!), so it must be quiz time again.   You should all be able to beat me easily... ...
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ToraToraTora
If you don't find this amusing then you have no soul: Q: The spirit of sacrifice is the cenotaph commemorating what Texas battle? A: The Alimony! 🤣🤣🤣

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