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Chipchopper

Well I Never!

A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!
07:54 Wed 22nd Nov 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Thu 23rd Nov 2023
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ThatgirlMolly

Caravan

I would like to buy a second hand caravan or static home and keep it permanently on a holiday park, has anyone done this? Is this something you can do? If so please could someone recommend some good...
18:03 Wed 14th Jun 20238 answers, last by fbg40 19:24 Wed 14th Jun 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought a boat because it was for sail
08:24 Mon 06th Mar 202311 answers, last by Canary42 17:54 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....
09:12 Mon 06th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 15:57 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine....
07:42 Wed 01st Feb 20237 answers, last by zebo 13:04 Wed 01st Feb 2023
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Chipchopper

Christmas Came Early

A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
11:01 Mon 05th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:39 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Shaglene

A Few..................

A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."...
12:33 Sun 04th Dec 20224 answers, last by Shaglene 10:20 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

You Do The Math's

A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...
07:48 Sat 29th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 10:52 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Shoepidity: Wearing uncomfortable shoes because they look good....
07:22 Wed 26th Oct 20226 answers, last by zebo 12:13 Wed 26th Oct 2022
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LouSwire

Where Was I Sunday 18Th September

where was I Sunday 18th September
20:18 Mon 19th Sep 20226 answers, last by goodgoalie 17:39 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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naomi24

Us Flags Flying At Half Mast …

… by order of President Biden in honour of the queen. Isn’t that nice. Well done, Mr President....
17:30 Tue 13th Sep 202215 answers, last by zebo 13:52 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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murraymints

Talking To Oneself

Do you?...
17:55 Fri 24th Jun 202244 answers, last by murraymints 18:07 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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DTCwordfan

The Great Western Advert..

The tickets alone must have cost them the better part of £2500......in being bought on the sperm of the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJ4KlzIQX0 so bloody stupid, it's unbelievable. Enid...
21:01 Tue 15th Mar 202218 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:25 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Canary42

Where ?

Wife: "And just where do you think you're going?" Husband: "I'm off to the opticians to pick up my new glasses" Wife: "And after that" Husband: "I'll see"...
20:30 Sun 20th Jun 20216 answers, last by JimF 19:07 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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Chipchopper

24 Hours From Tesco

I just got back from the 24 hour grocery shop. When I got there, the guy was just locking the door. I said "Hey not so fast buddy, the sign says open 24 hours" He said "yes, but not in a row!"...
07:20 Fri 29th Jan 20213 answers, last by zebo 01:14 Sun 31st Jan 2021
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jm01

Uk Attractions

I wonder if any body can help me with these last few questions please 1, it sounds like the Hogwarts headmaster enjoyed a trip to the coast 6and 4 letters 2, this former power station now powers the...
22:39 Wed 11th Nov 202011 answers, last by jm01 22:51 Wed 11th Nov 2020
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Mylesena

Letter From America

Dancer, erring, gorges stew
11:29 Mon 05th Oct 20204 answers, last by smouse 15:02 Mon 05th Oct 2020
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198kHz

Waste Of Money

Most useless thing I bought last year - a 2020 year planner.
23:07 Mon 10th Aug 202012 answers, last by tonyav 00:51 Tue 11th Aug 2020
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Tarser

Why Do We Have To Have New Words When The Old Ones Are Fine?

During the pandemic, we keep hearing of a 'Road Map' to return to normal life. We used to say 'strategy' or 'plan'. Why the change? What's wrong with the old words? Schools used to have a 'Curriculum'...
09:14 Fri 22nd May 202048 answers, last by Tarser 19:41 Fri 22nd May 2020
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ToraToraTora

Time To End This Silliness?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-51518593 Why are the beautiful people so emotionally frail?...
12:06 Sun 16th Feb 202031 answers, last by maggiebee 14:42 Sun 16th Feb 2020

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