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Lewisham Follies

yes boy and girls and reader, you are all gonna DIIIIIIIDEEEEEE! In lewisham a clumsy driver knocks ( flattens ) a cyclist and they find .........
13:36 Mon 27th Jul 202013 answers, last by Theland 22:51 Mon 27th Jul 2020
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Harry Referred To Charity Commission Shock Revelation

hi everybody you wont have heard of this https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-hits-back-after-charity-reported-to-watchdog-over-conflicts-of-interest-12032847 splitting the funds on the dissolution...
10:29 Wed 22nd Jul 202025 answers, last by allenlondon 12:03 Fri 24th Jul 2020
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Russian Interference In Elections - Monkey Dont Look, Monkey Dont See

Monkey here is Boris by the way a great white monkey (*) Interference in the 2016 election was not detected as there was a failure to look. even under prodding - I seem to remember people were saying...
12:08 Tue 21st Jul 202059 answers, last by gulliver1 11:43 Wed 22nd Jul 2020
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Brave Policeman Kneels On Zero's Neck

no thread on this yet. so I thought I would remind you what do ABers think? - my own surprise is the speed at which the police conduct dept acted, why it was put on internet media without complaint...
09:56 Sat 18th Jul 2020178 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:35 Mon 20th Jul 2020
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Joshua Wong Writes To The Times (London)

Hello boys and girls: Joshua wong is the previous head of the democracy movement and has previously served time. . I thought that for a change I would ask a serious question - what do people think? In...
12:51 Fri 03rd Jul 202031 answers, last by AZardoz 06:40 Wed 08th Jul 2020
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Pres Xi Threatens Prince Archie In Danger Revenge Shock

Pres Xi as we all know is pacifying and make peace in Hong Kong by imprisoning dissidents in concentration camps. Boris as a decent kinda fellow think this is not on, considering we governed the place...
10:36 Thu 02nd Jul 202021 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:48 Fri 03rd Jul 2020
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Broadchurch Keeps A Broad Mind

well who would have thought my co-parishioners in Broadchurch (*) would rise up and one and insist that the Baden Powell statue must stay ? that is the question: what do the lock down stir-crazies on...
18:34 Thu 11th Jun 202024 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:02 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Forget George Floyd - Prince Archie Speaks !

No that was not the sweet little prince's ( who could not love him to look at him?) first words which were I certify - goo goo goo Yes readers as you can imagine I made this headline as offensive as...
10:07 Sun 07th Jun 202019 answers, last by Peter Pedant 13:33 Sun 07th Jun 2020
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"I Will Heal America" (Trump)

Yeah OK no wonder you clicked on "read" He didnt of course - (Trimp) - nowhere near but nonetheless America Burns ( well 80 bits of it) and there is no visible thread what does Answerbank think of the...
07:57 Mon 01st Jun 2020174 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:36 Fri 05th Jun 2020
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President Takes Anti Malarial - Is Dettol Next?

The President cleared the room when he admitted taking hydroxychloroquine. He had also found a doctor to prescribe it and MY question is : if a relative did that and died - would you complain to the...
09:02 Tue 19th May 2020144 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:36 Mon 08th Jun 2020
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I Can't Count! Confesses Boe Economist

yes boys and girls he thinks: 1+ 1 = 3 No wonder we are in the crap I wish I had A level Maff says Banks top economist Times today Nicla Woolcock: The Bank of Englands chief economist has admitted...
14:47 Wed 13th May 202063 answers, last by naomi24 15:46 Sun 17th May 2020
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There Is A Snake At No 10, Complains Top Scientist

Prof Neil Ferguson has been called on to resign He met and kissed a married lover against the govt's 'no bonking' rule that he was forerunner in supporting, along with his career, his computer models...
08:13 Wed 06th May 202044 answers, last by Ellipsis 13:03 Thu 07th May 2020
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Remdez: Better Than Bleach Or Dettol. Trump Shock

Pres Trump has announced that Remdesovir (*)is a good alternative to intravenous bleach. The question often asked is - can you believe Trump or even is he telling the truth this time. One thing is...
11:53 Sat 02nd May 202053 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:59 Mon 04th May 2020
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Schools Close Shock

The govt has announced that schools will close on Friday No exams but assessments will be used to issue certificates what do people think (a few are going to complain this q is ever so long)...
18:37 Wed 18th Mar 202047 answers, last by diddlydo 23:31 Thu 19th Mar 2020
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Trump Impeachment - The Defence Steam Roller

The first day of the senate impeachment(*) hearings begin meanwhile our hero ( president Trump that is!) is giving the heads of state hell in Davos here is his legal teams defence...
14:04 Tue 21st Jan 202024 answers, last by jim360 01:27 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Trump Leaks On Floor

no this is not a new item about AB's fave pres, Mr Trump ( who at one time was fixated by young ladies and beds or was that someone else) but the draft letter leaked that he was going to leave Iraq (...
00:21 Tue 07th Jan 202012 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:18 Tue 07th Jan 2020
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Gregorian Cello Case - Ghosn Escapes In ....

hi boys and gurlz - any Roman Cafflicks out there ? Ghosn ( 'Goan') the accused Indian indicted in Japan has fled that country. In Japan, the guilt-finding process is indictment not the court hearing...
13:04 Thu 02nd Jan 202012 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:02 Sat 04th Jan 2020
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Trump Impeachment Shock

Yeah the shock is that no one has posted this as news. whereas if Little bo peep has been kicking her sheep there are about five posted and the question is: with Clinton they had an early vote -...
01:11 Fri 06th Dec 201928 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:55 Sun 08th Dec 2019
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Excellent News! Royal Mint Releases Cute Paddington Bear....

50 p coin series - worth all of half a euro and going down ! The Royal Mint has announced a Paddington bear series of 50p coins with various motifs the Bear visiting the Tower of London, and many...
14:34 Tue 13th Aug 201924 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:21 Wed 14th Aug 2019

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