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Drink Lesson

Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled...
10:13 Mon 01st Oct 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 19:17 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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A Tale Of Frienship

Terry Markland and his friend Ken Stokes left the Royal Navy in 1993 after several years of serving together. They were well used to having a glass or two of ale together at the end of a long working...
10:11 Mon 01st Oct 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 15:35 Mon 01st Oct 2018
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Veggie Diet Q & A

V: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing...
23:35 Sun 30th Sep 20183 answers, last by NealFranecki 05:50 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Father Of Many

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...
12:46 Sun 30th Sep 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 16:13 Sun 30th Sep 2018
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Glass Half Empty Or Half Full

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There's clearly room for more wine. A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're...
01:52 Sun 30th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Sun 30th Sep 2018
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Wine Tasting

A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and...
01:47 Sun 30th Sep 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 16:10 Sun 30th Sep 2018
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Sipping Wine.

A married couple are sitting in the living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.” “Is that you, or the wine talking?” asks the husband, surprised by this...
11:32 Mon 24th Sep 201816 answers, last by fiyeg 11:14 Sat 27th Nov 2021
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Dogging

I have just walked past a pub called the Dog Inn. I can’t imagine the shenanigans that go on in their car park. I just rang the emergency services and said, “There’s just been an explosion at...
22:37 Sat 22nd Sep 20189 answers, last by zebo 21:55 Mon 24th Sep 2018
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Beatles Fan...

My mate is the biggest Beatles fan in the world. He's got every single they made except one. I think he needs Help.!...
22:09 Sat 22nd Sep 20188 answers, last by Shaglene 18:44 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Nail Biting

Reports are coming in of a local hammer being arrested for assault Apparently , a nail has made an allegation that it was hit over the head , by the hammer ....
14:51 Sat 22nd Sep 20189 answers, last by jno 10:36 Sun 23rd Sep 2018
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Due To High Winds....

Just wanna say a big thanks to Dave at number 26 for the gazebo,it looks lovely in my garden...
08:31 Fri 21st Sep 201811 answers, last by marval 17:06 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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Ct Ssan

Went to hospital this afternoon for a CT scan. Had to have a cannula inserted in my arm. The nurse tried and failed four times. She was a bit flustered. I tried to reassure her stating that her...
00:22 Fri 21st Sep 20184 answers, last by marval 17:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
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Shopping

I was shopping online and saw a horse that I rather liked. So I clicked “Add to cart.” I have just found a chocolate bar on the side of the road. It was a Drifter. I asked my boss in DFS what he...
19:38 Thu 20th Sep 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 22:45 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Knock Knock....

Whoever invented the knock knock joke... Should get a Nobell prize....
18:45 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 22:40 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Shaglene

What A Coincidence.............

A chicken farmer went to a local bar...Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that ? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a...
15:18 Thu 20th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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A Pirate Goes To The Doctors...

A pirate goes to the doctors... "Thar be strange moles on me back!" Doctor says, "They’re benign!" "Check again matey, I think thar be ten!"...
11:00 Thu 20th Sep 201821 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 14:31 Thu 20th Sep 2018
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Police Search...

Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match.. They need to catch him before he strikes again....
14:24 Tue 18th Sep 201811 answers, last by marval 17:55 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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Relics Returned By British Museum

A number of ancient relics acquired by the British Museum are to be returned to their owners. The list includes several Greek statues, lots of Roman armoury, a significant number of Egyptian jewels,...
22:27 Mon 17th Sep 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 11:36 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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Wife At The Doctors..

My Wife said to the doctor "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep, what should I do?" Doctor: "Give him a chance to speak when he's awake."...
19:50 Mon 17th Sep 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 10:23 Tue 18th Sep 2018
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A Friend..

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up....
16:40 Mon 17th Sep 201824 answers, last by Patsy33 20:08 Thu 20th Sep 2018

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