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marval

Serves Her Right

On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa ("yarmulke" in Yiddish). She called the attendant over to complain about...
12:56 Sat 05th Sep 20154 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:59 Sat 05th Sep 2015
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retrocop

Flawless Male Logic At Its Best

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: £3 Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 30 years, I...
14:12 Thu 03rd Sep 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 16:24 Thu 03rd Sep 2015
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whiskeryron

Castration

A man tells his doctor that he would like to be castrated, the doctor replied are you sure because that's a very serious operation which cannot be reversed, the man said yes I have thought about it a...
19:10 Sat 29th Aug 20152 answers, last by Shaglene 15:47 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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Shaglene

You Mag.

15a. People who are authorised to act on behalf of others ?r?x???...
09:04 Sun 30th Aug 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 09:08 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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graeme74

You Mag

Abstruse arcane obscure 8letters......set free from military service 8 letters
09:01 Sun 30th Aug 20155 answers, last by Shaglene 09:06 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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retrocop

The Centipede

The Centipede � � � A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. � � � So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. � � �...
11:52 Sat 29th Aug 201512 answers, last by Davemano 00:18 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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cupid04

A Young Reporter...

A young reporter is having trouble finishing her story because the editor has told her they can't print the words breasts or boobs. After a long think she finally hands in the following report... Mrs...
00:29 Fri 28th Aug 20158 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:52 Fri 28th Aug 2015
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Shaglene

A Gay Has A Tattoo................

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield. He asked the tattooist, 'Oh! He's my favourite darling....
15:19 Wed 26th Aug 20155 answers, last by Shaglene 18:57 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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lindapalmara

A Glimmer Of Hope With Viagra

A small glimmer of hope. 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
22:04 Tue 25th Aug 201512 answers, last by bluepills4 12:06 Mon 21st Sep 2015
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marval

What Does Your Sign Say?

Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London . Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives...
13:45 Wed 26th Aug 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 14:49 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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marval

The New Samurai

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your...
21:42 Mon 24th Aug 20155 answers, last by janbee 07:00 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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Davemano

Hairy Arms Etc

I once lodged with a bald man who said that he didn't have any hairs on his arms, legs or chest, but he did have one on backside which was about a foot long and that every time he broke wind it...
01:00 Fri 21st Aug 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 08:25 Fri 21st Aug 2015
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cupid04

Why?

Q] Why does a willy have a sad life? A] His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbour is an a**ehole. And his owner beats him!...
00:25 Tue 18th Aug 20159 answers, last by Shaglene 09:01 Tue 18th Aug 2015
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marval

Do You Like?

At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?" The...
17:09 Sat 15th Aug 20154 answers, last by Psybbo 21:26 Sat 15th Aug 2015
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Shaglene

Class Trip To The Farm

Teacher: Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our trip to the farm yesterday? Children: MOOOO, BAAAA, Quack Quack, Get off the f...... tractor....
14:26 Thu 30th Jul 20159 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:15 Thu 30th Jul 2015
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dickythecook

You Mag Today

25a Stupid (7) I have. ?o?L?n?. My name won't fit! TIA...
09:04 Sun 19th Jul 20156 answers, last by Shaglene 09:12 Sun 19th Jul 2015
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charley-farley

Youmag

7 down .. some of the gags in young ones were this ..E?T?E?E 26 across .. extracts retribution..A?E?G?S Thanks...
09:17 Sun 22nd Jun 20143 answers, last by charley-farley 09:29 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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poorclare

You Magazine No 1378

8a Proverb showing how easy it it to exchange one problem for another (3,2,3,6-3,4,3,4) ??? ?? ?h? ??y?e?-??n ??? ????. 3d Proverb that grudgingly accepts a change for the better (7,4,5,5) ?????o?...
10:36 Sat 22nd Mar 201435 answers, last by Sam1960 00:13 Mon 24th Mar 2014

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