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marval | 12:45 Wed 26th Aug 2015 | Jokes
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Hassan and Habib are beggars.

They beg in different areas of London .

Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'

Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'

Hassan shows Habib his sign.

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'

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Nice one!
Like it.
You have good jokes Marval! Love this one
When I first heard this one, it was 1d to move back. Inflation!!!

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