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Got an unexpected £25 cheque on Friday from D Express. It was a surprise because hadn't noticed being a winner. However, name is among winners published. Have had a few Express wins, but never an...
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BBC Teletext shows wreckage has been found in the English Channel.
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Express Skeleton £25 win 13th may. That's two this year....
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My neighbour says that Christmas won't be the same after Brexit because there won't be any Brussels.
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I pose this on Quizzes and Puzzles as this is where I see it mostly. I am referring to Best Answers. When I joined Answer Bank last year I understood from the Editor's terms etc that the reason for a...
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You have quite rightly deleted two posts relating to a persons email, but see also the post by The Comedyman on 2.1.16 which gives the same details....
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Got a letter from TSB to say that as from 6th April 2016 bank and building society customers will ne longer be taxed on the first £1.00O of interest earned (£500 for higher tax rate payers) I don't...
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Chap in motorspares shop asked for a replacement dipstick because the one he had wasn't long enough to reach the oil.
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Running the bar below deck of cruise ship, Mick said 'It's a bit quiet tonight Paddy', to which Paddy replied, 'Yes I thought it would be because I heard someone earlier shout A Band On Ship so I...
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Paddy and Mick weren't doing much trade in running their pub and Mick suggested closing down and opening up as a brothel, to which Paddy answered, If we can't sell beer I don't think it likely that...
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There was this youth who fancied his teacher - oh, sorry this shouldn't be here.
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I once lodged with a bald man who said that he didn't have any hairs on his arms, legs or chest, but he did have one on backside which was about a foot long and that every time he broke wind it...
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Enlightenment please. There are several posts for That's Life, and asking about All Fours or On all Fours. Different answers appear, so is this a section of the magazine or are they clues?...
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Car stopped by police being driven all over the road. PC said, Have you been drinking?. Replied, 'Well I've had six pints of Guinness and five or six double whiskies'. PC said, 'Then why are you...
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Paddy was asked why he kept an empty milk bottle in his fridge and he replied, In case somebody wants just a black coffee....
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Apparently Prince Charles was up in the north to open an engineering complex. Shortly before going into the main hall, he approached the chairman and said, "I've got a bit of a problem, I have left my...
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Once knew a lady who put six spoonful of sugar in every cup of tea, and every time she broke wind she filled her knickers with candyfloss.
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What is the difference between In and Outlaws?
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I joined AB not too long ago in order to ask and respond to quiz matters. I soon found out that there was a great deal more to it than this, but believed answers and comments to non-quiz matters were...
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Cryptic Ensures one has a nap standing up. ?e?s?s

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