Drink Lesson

[retrocop]

Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled up and died.

'All right, son', asked Will, 'what does that show you?'

'Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms.

[Ellipsis]

Bit of a rum response ...

[BANANASPLITS]

Bit of a tonic really

[Shaglene]

Poor worm. Has the RSPCA been notified...............

[retrocop]

The RSPCA Inspector would never fit in the glass Shaglene.. Has he got worms?

[Shaglene]

Let me see you worm your way out of this one.............