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Medley

My shoplifting friend (mentioned in my previous joke) is at it again, targeting the Disney shop this time. Security let her walk out unhindered, they thought she was just taking the Mickey. = = = = =...

lankeela

Des

Watched this last night, found it quite gripping and looking forward to the next two nights. How those cops kept their cool amazes me if it was really like that....

-SharonA-

The Pen

Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "I dunno. Give it here" He tries it and says to Paddy, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know? Mick replies "That's my handwriting!"...

Bazile

Just Wanted To Tell Someone

Little miss Bazile has been informed that she will retain her job as cabin crew for Virgin This is the second round of job cuts the company has entered into since the pandemic - let's hope it's the...

woodelf

Huge Thanks And Wavy Smiles

Very Many Thanks guys for all your Good Wishes and kishes....smile...and Lie-in King, you're as daft as me, but the celebrations are later Eleanor and you are capable of anything Prudie - and of...

sandyRoe

If You Could Have Only One Rule In Your Home For Yourself, And Anyone Else Staying There, What Would It Be?D

Mine would be no smoking in bedrooms.

Lie-in King

Happy Birthday, Woodelf!

I hope you have a great, fun day - big smile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPhvAZ_2m4...

ToraToraTora

Some Stunning Pictures Here.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/244G9m0H57l7BqXNJHND6Jg/pic-of-the-season-summer-2020 the one at the top won....

Bobbisox1

Would You ? Could You ?

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-home-secretary-priti-patel-would-call-the-police-if-neighbours-broke-rule-of-six-12072281 I don't imagine I could phone the police on my neighbours for having a...

BAKERS DOZEN

Covid Vaccine Trials

Thought I would let you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19, held here in Manchester. I received my first shot today at 11:30am, and I wanted to let you all know...

Vagus

Flu Jab..

..tomorrow, apparently we’re the first this year to have it where we live, 9am. Phone call from pharmacist earlier to tell us turn up 10 minutes early, scan a whatsit thing in their window, with our...

nailit

Bizzare Question But Induldge Me

Do you eat breakfast? Toast? Cereal? Full English? Dont bother? Other?...

johnny.5

Any Atheists On Here ?

An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie. It snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing him up in the air. Just before...

Tilly2

New Rescue Dog For Us.

He arrived today but Mr T keeps referring to him as 'she'. That's because for fourteen and a half years we did have a 'she'. Will Dylan, for that is his name, end up confused? :-)...

SparklyKid

My Poor Neighbour Who Burnt Himself.

Died during the night. Ambulance and police been. Horrible seeing a pal crumpled up on the floor, cold and stiff. R.I.P. Jim. His wife is housebound and has regular carers. I shall go and see her...