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Canary42
My shoplifting friend (mentioned in my previous joke) is at it again, targeting the Disney shop this time. Security let her walk out unhindered, they thought she was just taking the Mickey. = = = = =...
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lankeela
Watched this last night, found it quite gripping and looking forward to the next two nights. How those cops kept their cool amazes me if it was really like that....
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-SharonA-
Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen. Is it yours?" Mick replies "I dunno. Give it here" He tries it and says to Paddy, "Yes it is" Paddy asks "How do you know? Mick replies "That's my handwriting!"...
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Bazile
Little miss Bazile has been informed that she will retain her job as cabin crew for Virgin This is the second round of job cuts the company has entered into since the pandemic - let's hope it's the...
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woodelf
Very Many Thanks guys for all your Good Wishes and kishes....smile...and Lie-in King, you're as daft as me, but the celebrations are later Eleanor and you are capable of anything Prudie - and of...
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Lie-in King
I hope you have a great, fun day - big smile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPhvAZ_2m4...
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ToraToraTora
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/244G9m0H57l7BqXNJHND6Jg/pic-of-the-season-summer-2020 the one at the top won....
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Bobbisox1
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-home-secretary-priti-patel-would-call-the-police-if-neighbours-broke-rule-of-six-12072281 I don't imagine I could phone the police on my neighbours for having a...
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BAKERS DOZEN
Thought I would let you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19, held here in Manchester. I received my first shot today at 11:30am, and I wanted to let you all know...
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Vagus
..tomorrow, apparently we’re the first this year to have it where we live, 9am. Phone call from pharmacist earlier to tell us turn up 10 minutes early, scan a whatsit thing in their window, with our...
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nailit
Do you eat breakfast? Toast? Cereal? Full English? Dont bother? Other?...
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johnny.5
An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie. It snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing him up in the air. Just before...
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Tilly2
He arrived today but Mr T keeps referring to him as 'she'. That's because for fourteen and a half years we did have a 'she'. Will Dylan, for that is his name, end up confused? :-)...
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SparklyKid
Died during the night. Ambulance and police been. Horrible seeing a pal crumpled up on the floor, cold and stiff. R.I.P. Jim. His wife is housebound and has regular carers. I shall go and see her...
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ladybirder
Used to love his furniture at one time.
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Buenchico
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/54096101 ;-)...
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Bobbisox1
https://ibb.co/4YM1dPK...
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marval
I am having trouble finding a manual for a Toshiba 32WL3A63DB smart TV. Can anyone help please, thank you.
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6BzCpNOZX0 many happies JJ xx...

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