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My friend said, ”Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar......Demerara”. My friend has just got back from hospital. They reckon she might have...

melv16

A Nice Surprise

I got 3 numbers up on Saturdays lotto. I was expecting the usual 25 quid. Went to my local newsagents and was handed £108-00. Yayyyyyy:-)...

Bazile

4Th Sept 2006

It's been 14 years - 2 days ago - since I was press- ganged into joining this site. Just saying I'm still here Why ?...

RATTER15

Whatever Happened To Shao-Ri

Daughter of Nox. Not seen or heard from her in years and her FB page is no longer in use from what I can see. Nothing after Wuthering Heights!...

maggiebee

Sunny

What a gorgeous sunny day here and it's very warm. Off into the garden for a few hours - pruning, grass cutting etc. Well, that's the plan anyway but who knows.........

Chipchopper

A guy go's for an interview as a tree feller. Boss: What experience have you had in this field ?. Guy: I've worked extensively in the Sahara Forest. Don't you mean the Sahara desert ?. Guy: Is that...

albaqwerty

Something For The Weekend Sir?

A young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. "Do you have any sales experience?" asked the manager. "The famous Barras mate?", nodded the young man. The manager liked the...

Bobbisox1

I'm Curious, What Age Would You Say The Majority Who Post Here Are ?

In Decades , not specific ages

Apc2604

Would You Be Tempted?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8695211/amp/Manchester-cleaner-blew-31-000-shop-staff-accidentally-transferred-90-000-bank.html...

rowanwitch

Little Moments Of Bliss

Ate the only fig on the tree I planted last year. If that is a taste of things to come it was perfect. Standing on a balcony full of plants it was sweet and soft and it just made me smile. The pearl...

retrocop

Confuscious Say

https://ibb.co/93mZ7Ys...

fbg40

If You Want Something Easy And Very Amusing To Watch ....................

Evenin' All, As the above says, if you want something easy and very amusing ( my wife couldn't stop giggling ) to watch, then try Mortimer and Whitehouse Go Fishing on BBC2. If you are interested you...

Baldric

To Anyone Who Has

enquired or sent good wishes, Kate came home yesterday 1530 ish, surprisingly bright under the circumstances...

Jackdaw33

Anyone Had Withdrawal Symptoms...

...with AB being down for over three hours?

Chipchopper

Heres One...

A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass. She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day. The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows...

Canary42

Pizza The Action

One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...

albaqwerty

Candle Power

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband...

SparklyKid

Do You Ask For A Receipt When Paying Contactless ?

Was charged twice yesterday for daily paper. Back in today and got a cash refund. I also bought a paper, TV mag and crumpets. I asked for a packet of fags , my usual, she repeated what I asked and...

Bobbisox1

I've Lost My Specs

They've disappeared , You need specs to find specs don't you :0/...

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