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The weeds in the block paving are a bit awkward. I must tackle them. I have recieved complaints from some chap in Brisbane that the roots are poking through his cabbage patch....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niJd53mg7d4...
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Dare I ask who invented the chastity belt. I thought it was Albert Twatlock....
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Apart from the auto ones. How does my central heating gizmo know ? I have left one timepiece on GMT. It will be right in 6 months....
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Who wants to get up when it is still dark. This could run and run and, why not....
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Contract ends 31st March. Two tariffs on offer. Net Flex. No end date and variable, prices may go up or down. Next online V4. Fix your prices ??? Any advice out there as to which one would be best....
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Coming back from shops. Car parked on left hand side. Car in front pulled up behind and waited till oncoming traffic stopped. Plenty of room for three cars and if the halfwit in front of me kept...
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Might attack some gardening. Loads of jobs I neglected last year, didn't see the point. Feel more enthusiastic today. Hope it wears off soon....
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Just back from Morrisons weekly shop. If it wasn't for booze and cat food I could have saved £70....
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Weather forecast says 10 degrees.
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/dancing-on-ice-in-crisis-as-joe-warren-plant-becomes-fifth-star-to-quit-show/ar-BB1dDqGy?ocid=msedgntp...
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Pointless celebs Catchphrase celeb The voice How I hate these ego boosting exercises. Looks like crocodile dundee again....
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I like mine, however, in films characters with the same name are always portrayed as wimps. Rowan Atkinson in a Bond film is an example....
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Why are ships referred to as "she" ?...
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Flip your microwave on it's side. https://ibb.co/4sy8kmD...
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Why am I still not asleep....
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Should have seen her face when I came home drunk.
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The others were local. Only 12 people there but the crem said up to 25 allowed. A few small snowflakes falling outside now, won't last. Missus now going through old piccy albums, hundreds of her as a...

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