My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"
"A power cut", was apparently was the wrong answer!...
.....'Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a face mask at the same time ? If so you may be entitled to condensation'...
With acknowledgement to the DM...
I bought a coat from Debenhams in the sales. Pre-sale price was £495 but I got it for just £25. It's supposed to be slightly imperfect but I've had a good look all over and the only thing I can find...
Mrs A (70s, congestive heart failure, weak) has developed lumps in her side and abdomen. Ok, says GP, we'll send you for an ultrasound scan. We get letter from local (private) clinic. She phones up,...
I’m looking for some advice with a problem we have with persistent condensation in our house.
You’re welcome to come over and have a look any time. The kettle’s always on....
I think that it's one of the trickier weeks this week but you lot rarely agree with me! (That's the story of my life really, out of step with everyone else for most of the time!). So, as I scored a...
... a view from an expatriate living in Ireland. I haven't posted much about Covid recently - I have no desire either to get in an argument with any individual or even just exchange fire from...
Police knock on door of Paddy's house. "Evening, we just doing covid spot checks" says the policeman. "How many people you have in there??" He asks. "6" says Paddy. " Can we come in and check?" "No"...
My friend was walking past the mental hospital the other day , and all the patients were shouting "13...13...13." The fence was too high to see over ,but he saw a gap in the planks , so he looked...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/54122112
[Synopsis: Brazilian surfer Maya Gabeira breaks world record for the largest wave surfed by a woman after riding a 73.5 foot wave]...
I do not agree with this, but did he really think he would get away with it?
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-bus-passenger-uses-snake-as-a-face-mask-12072957...
