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I Can Take A Hint.. The wife keeps hinting she would like something in Silk for Christmas. But no doubt this tin of emulsion will be in the wrong flipping colour....
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Last night whilst watching tv, Dave said to his wife "you know what? You're the absolute double of Jennifer Aniston". She gave him a cheeky grin & said "really?" He said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone...
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Ba ba white sheep have you any wool no sir no sir no bags full none for the Ladies none for the frocks none for the little boy with holes in his socks...
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https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/burj-al-babas not too far for them to travel either...
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anyone else remember it ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSNmfvBl3Zk...
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how long after the European union has dismantled itself either mutually or by countries independently voting to leave as we have . how long before us larger nations start discussing a new union ? just...
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stay blessed...
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which crimes do you think deserve the death sentence in U.K. ?
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is it just a pseudo seance ?
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starts today and at the moment it is quite relevant but for how much longer do you think we need a Black History Month ?
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or just a stunt to promote another series ? I suspect the latter https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jeremy-clarkson-range-rover-vandalised-083653102.html...
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not only have I just won the lottery but my ex girlfriend says she wants us to get back together
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I know that the French have in the past managed to block the ports and the tunnel to prevent us from getting nice goods from Europe but since we voted to leave how the heck have they managed to block...
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I don't get it !
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I would love to see this headline https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/09/28/public-urination-glastonbury-festival-fills-rivers-eels/...
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a good day to bury bad news ? are we missing some real news ? it wouldn't be the first time ! Am I right? I'm Not Wrong ! or am I just too suspicious ?...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-58671588...
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See the stars Coming out tonight See the moon Looking down tonight See how they Light your way tonight...

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