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Canary42 | 13:36 Mon 31st Aug 2020 | Jokes
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One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect.

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My neighbour wasted a lot of money on a water bed, whereupon he and his wife just drifted apart and his marriage ended up on the rocks.

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A gang of thieves have stolen a truckload of inflatable mattresses, I'm told they're having to lilo for a while.

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What is brown and fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees - Coca-Koala.

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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I recently had to inform a French lad that the guy he thought was his father wasn't his real father. Was that a faux pa?

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I would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing. Although, upon reflection, perhaps not.

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I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.


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Tell me, Canary, are these jokes of yours home-groan?
18:07 Mon 31st Aug 2020
I enjoyed them but Mr BD was not so impressed when I read them out loud to him. He was listening to Robert Plant at the time. No sense of humour some people.
Ann chovy, she pegged it too
Tell me, Canary, are these jokes of yours home-groan?
Was the faux pa a pas de deux?
HaHa
My pizza was delivered by a blindfolder horse ?

So I phoned the takeaway and explained I had asked for it with some Mascarpone cheese.

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