Make Me An Atheist.

[Theland]

Can you convince me of the truth of Atheism?
Quote references from scientists, philosophers, theologians or anybody you like, but anything except an unsupported personal opinion.
Please?

[Ken4155]

I could no more make you an atheist, Theland, than make you disappear. Unfortunately:-(

[vulcan42]

There are those who say that God created the world is a fact. You know, everything in its entirety is true. When they come out with a statement like that then it's obvious they think they know more than all of science put together.

[naomi24]

Khandro, //many atheists aren't even up yet!//

That^, if memory serves, is the only statement I’ve ever seen you mutter that hasn’t come from someone else. Is that really the best you can do?

[vulcan42]

\\ & many atheists aren't even up yet!//
How's that for a strident assertion?

[nailit]

//many atheists aren't even up yet!//
Think you'll find ur wrong ;-)

[ToraToraTora]

Perlease!

[Khandro]

Ah, they are slowly emerging now

[tiggerblue10]

I've been up quite a while thanks, Khandro. Fact.

[andy-hughes]

They have the luxury of the absence of a call to worship, so they get a lie in.

They are in good company - they say God took Sunday off as well.

[SparklyKid]

Theland, you would have to back to when you were born an atheist, ie, without any kind of inbuilt faith.

And from then onwards don't be fooled by fairy stories and church preachings, etc.

[Ken4155]

And, @ 8.15 a.m., Ken4155 said "Let there be light." And Lo! he opened his eyes and there was light. And Ken4155 saw that the light was good. So he said, "Let there be movement." And Lo! he swung his legs out of bed, stood up, and there was movement as he walked to the bathroom. And Ken4155 saw that the movement was good.

[CrapAtCryptics]

I usually have a movement after I get up lol

[Ken4155]

CAC; I originally wrote 'Let there be motion' :-))

[Peter Pedant]

//And Ken4155 saw that the movement was good.//

and then after he got the barfroom he had another movement and that was good as well.

this is all a bit lavatorial for a sunday morning innit?

( and then Ken learnt the funny police were after him and turned to the basin and thought - if I drink the water of life then I will live for ever more - just like Gandhi - see Jn 4)

[Peter Pedant]

crap @ cryptics
that is a bit of a crappy comment innit?

help someone stick a cork somewhere on me

[Peter Pedant]

// \ & many atheists aren't even up yet!//
How's that for a strident assertion?//
TTT perlease !

beware what you ask for TTT - it may be granted ! Sta Teresa da Avila

actually she said ( being sunday) zair are more problems from prayers answered than there are from prayers zat go unanswered.

(long sentence but she had time on her hands)

[HansUrbancka]

Peter....If you don't stop all of your silly comments, I shall report you to Editorial and look to othe ABers for support.

[Khandro]

Oooooooh ! 'ark at 'im

[andy-hughes]

Khandro - // Make Me An Atheist. //

Shoot me the wool and your favourite pattern, and I'll get right on it.