THE HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY! Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your bra off while running. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to... ...
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me! ___
My phone rang on the bus this morning and after I'd taken the call, the guy behind me said,"Excuse me, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? My friend and I heard your phone ringing and... ...
Man walks into a Brummy tailor and orders a suit. When it's ready he is back in and the black pinstripe is a treat, and the tailor says so as in 'it's looking great on you, sir.' The buyer reflects... ...
Not had a rant for a while; sorry, but I need to vent!!!! I experienced the WORST customer service the other day at a shop in town. I don't want to mention the name of the shop because I'm not sure... ...
Bob, an undertaker recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him: "What happened to you?" "I've had a terrible day," says Bob. "I had to go to a hotel where a guest had died in his... ...
Did you know that when you pass on, the last things that stop working are your eyes? That's because the eyes die late... ___ Dear Ghosts: If you can move things around and flicker the lights; you can... ...
A corporal gets called before his CO The CO bellows "Have you been AWOL, I've been trying to find you all morning?!" "No sir, I was at camouflage practice, Sir!" "Well I was at camouflage practice... ...
Two cannibals finished eating a professional footballer. One said to the other 'what did you think of that?' His mate replied 'he had a tasty left foot!'. ___ My wife is like a newspaper.