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Electrician In Heaven.

An electrician dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he passes an honour guard of heavenly trumpets, which are sounding a golden call in his praise. "Oh," he thinks, "this is...
18:13 Fri 09th Jul 20218 answers, last by AZardoz 02:26 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Twins.

My sister has just given birth to twins, a girl and a boy. The girl is Denise. The boy is de nephew/...
16:16 Wed 09th Jun 2021
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Music Shop.

Notice seen on door of music shop: Closed for lunch. Bach at 1.30. Offenbach sooner....
16:28 Sat 15th May 202112 answers, last by Spicerack 18:14 Sat 15th May 2021
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Stoats And Weasels.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A. A stoat is stotally obvious, and a weasel is weasily seen....
17:21 Sun 09th May 2021
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Wedding.

I'm going to a wedding next week. I'll be best man. At least, that's my opinion....
16:06 Sun 14th Mar 20214 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:13 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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Two Parrots.

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other one, "Can you smell fish?"...
17:23 Fri 12th Mar 202119 answers, last by bookbinder 16:07 Sun 14th Mar 2021
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Abominable Snowman

The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
17:05 Fri 12th Mar 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:44 Sat 13th Mar 2021
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The Blind Man

A young nun is taking a bath in her convent. She hears a knock at the bathroom door. "Who is it?" she calls out. "It's the blind man," says the visitor. The nun thinks, 'Oh, I'm not likely to be...
17:55 Mon 30th Nov 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 18:48 Mon 30th Nov 2020
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Confucius, He Say.

Confucius, he say: man who goes camping with women has only one intent.
17:44 Tue 08th Sep 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:49 Wed 09th Sep 2020
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Working From Home.

(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
20:49 Sat 04th Apr 20202 answers, last by zabado 09:25 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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German Advertisements.

Ed, why are we seeing so many German advertisements on AB?
18:36 Mon 16th Mar 20203 answers, last by bookbinder 18:41 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Shoe Repair.

A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
18:53 Fri 03rd Jan 20204 answers, last by marval 23:31 Fri 03rd Jan 2020
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John The Jogger.

John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
18:03 Mon 28th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 19:06 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Once-In-A-Lifetime Holiday.

I've just got back from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you something; never again!...
16:29 Thu 15th Aug 20193 answers, last by marval 18:37 Thu 15th Aug 2019
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Wedding.

I'm going to a wedding on Friday. I'll be Best Man. Well, that's my opinion, anyway....
17:55 Tue 23rd Jul 20191 answer, last by marval 17:59 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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Prison Riot.

A newspaper has reported that prisoners at a local jail are rioting. They have all been given new laptops, but when they press the 'escape' key, nothing happens.
18:01 Thu 13th Jun 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 19:04 Thu 13th Jun 2019
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Doris Day Has Died.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/doris-day-death-cause-age-movies-songs-tributes-hollywood-a8911606.html Another good entertainer gone....
14:06 Mon 13th May 201911 answers, last by anotheoldgit 10:09 Tue 14th May 2019
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Ladas

Q. What do you call an open-top Lada? A. A skip. Q. What's another name for an open-top Lada? A. A wheelbarrow. Q. How do you double the value of a Lada? A. Fill the petrol tank. Q. Why does a Lada...
13:15 Thu 14th Jun 20182 answers, last by marval 19:24 Fri 15th Jun 2018
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Golf Club Dinner

John is a member of his local golf club, and he arrives at the clubhouse on the evening of the annual dinner, to be greeted by the secretary. "John!" says the secretary. "The after-dinner speaker...
13:39 Sun 10th Jun 201810 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:10 Sun 10th Jun 2018
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Robot Lawn Mower

I am thinking of buying a robot lawn mower, a Husqvarna 105. All the literature that I have so far read emphasises the positive aspects of a robot mower, but I wonder if there are any negative...
12:37 Sun 10th Jun 20182 answers, last by bookbinder 17:20 Thu 21st Jun 2018

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