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1. What does a football do when it stops rolling? It looks round! 2. Where does a sheep go to be educated? To eweniversity!...
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Here's an unusual holiday destination. Not what you'd call romantic, not even sun-kissed. But, it might be a vacation to talk about afterwards: if there is an afterwards!...
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An electrician dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he passes an honour guard of heavenly trumpets, which are sounding a golden call in his praise. "Oh," he thinks, "this is...
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My sister has just given birth to twins, a girl and a boy. The girl is Denise. The boy is de nephew/...
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Notice seen on door of music shop: Closed for lunch. Bach at 1.30. Offenbach sooner....
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Q. How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A. A stoat is stotally obvious, and a weasel is weasily seen....
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I'm going to a wedding next week. I'll be best man. At least, that's my opinion....
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other one, "Can you smell fish?"...
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The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
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A young nun is taking a bath in her convent. She hears a knock at the bathroom door. "Who is it?" she calls out. "It's the blind man," says the visitor. The nun thinks, 'Oh, I'm not likely to be...
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Confucius, he say: man who goes camping with women has only one intent.
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(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
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Ed, why are we seeing so many German advertisements on AB?
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A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
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John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
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I've just got back from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you something; never again!...
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I'm going to a wedding on Friday. I'll be Best Man. Well, that's my opinion, anyway....
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A newspaper has reported that prisoners at a local jail are rioting. They have all been given new laptops, but when they press the 'escape' key, nothing happens.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/doris-day-death-cause-age-movies-songs-tributes-hollywood-a8911606.html Another good entertainer gone....
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Q. What do you call an open-top Lada? A. A skip. Q. What's another name for an open-top Lada? A. A wheelbarrow. Q. How do you double the value of a Lada? A. Fill the petrol tank. Q. Why does a Lada...

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