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Confucius, he say: man who goes camping with women has only one intent.
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(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
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Ed, why are we seeing so many German advertisements on AB?
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A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
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John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
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I've just got back from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you something; never again!...
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I'm going to a wedding on Friday. I'll be Best Man. Well, that's my opinion, anyway....
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A newspaper has reported that prisoners at a local jail are rioting. They have all been given new laptops, but when they press the 'escape' key, nothing happens.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/doris-day-death-cause-age-movies-songs-tributes-hollywood-a8911606.html Another good entertainer gone....
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Q. What do you call an open-top Lada? A. A skip. Q. What's another name for an open-top Lada? A. A wheelbarrow. Q. How do you double the value of a Lada? A. Fill the petrol tank. Q. Why does a Lada...
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John is a member of his local golf club, and he arrives at the clubhouse on the evening of the annual dinner, to be greeted by the secretary. "John!" says the secretary. "The after-dinner speaker...
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I am thinking of buying a robot lawn mower, a Husqvarna 105. All the literature that I have so far read emphasises the positive aspects of a robot mower, but I wonder if there are any negative...
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43683687 Vehicle driven at people in Münster, some dead, many injured....
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Paddy gets a job on a building site, and the foreman takes him up the scaffolding to Harry, and he says, "Harry has been with us since the war, and he'll show you what to do. Take notice of what he...
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Prisoners in Wormwood Scrubs have been given computers, but they are all complaining. When they hit the Escape key, nothing happens!
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As a break from Brexit, ABers might like to have a look at something less contentious. Mars is visible from the end of May until early June, because it is at a relatively close distance. If the...
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I thought that I would share this video with other ABers. This video is in German, but a knowledge of the language is not necessary to get the point! http://safeshare.tv/w/ZXQqOdKCMp...
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I have meddled with my PC settings, and now I have a problem. I tried to remove a pop-up warning that said 'Action Script Error on Adobe Flash Player' (even though Flash Player worked OK). I thought...
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Here's something for lovers of kite flying: http://vimeo.com/4121199...
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Have any ABers had any experience of installing and using PVC fence panels? (See link below.) By this I mean fence panels that measure approx. one foot high by six feet long, and which slot into...

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