Here's an unusual holiday destination. Not what you'd call romantic, not even sun-kissed. But, it might be a vacation to talk about afterwards: if there is an afterwards!...
An electrician dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he passes an honour guard of heavenly trumpets, which are sounding a golden call in his praise. "Oh," he thinks, "this is...
A young nun is taking a bath in her convent. She hears a knock at the bathroom door. "Who is it?" she calls out. "It's the blind man," says the visitor. The nun thinks, 'Oh, I'm not likely to be...
(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post)
God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
A newspaper has reported that prisoners at a local jail are rioting. They have all been given new laptops, but when they press the 'escape' key, nothing happens.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/doris-day-death-cause-age-movies-songs-tributes-hollywood-a8911606.html
Another good entertainer gone....
Q. What do you call an open-top Lada? A. A skip. Q. What's another name for an open-top Lada? A. A wheelbarrow. Q. How do you double the value of a Lada? A. Fill the petrol tank. Q. Why does a Lada...
