Film, Media & TV21 mins ago
This is for the 'Well, it made me laugh' section
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I remember last year listening to two blondes on the train. First blonde: "I see Christmas day is on a Friday this year."
Second blonde: "Bloody hell, I hope it's not on the thirteenth then."...
I was browsing in a large high street department store, looking for suitable gifts. A salesman soon spotted me and came to my assistance. "Can I help you, sir"? He asked. "Yes, I'd like to see what...
Just bought some viagra teabags.
They don't improve your **x life but they stop your biscuits from going soft....
A man driving his car, was being chased by police, but wouldn't stop for ages. Eventually, police pulled him over and asked why he didn't stop earlier. Man said, "My wife ran off with a police...
is it just a pseudo seance ?
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a Cheshire cafe, four elderly farmers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."...
Toilet seat has been stollen from the police station
The police have nothing to go on...
"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
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David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror. Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue." Beckham sighs and...
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
They are making..
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We've got a ghost of a chicken in our house I think it's a Poultry-Geist...
A boy of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the lad next door also bought an album. "He buys every stamp I do," the boy complained to his father, "and he's taken all the fun of it away." "Don't...
I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg.
I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she...
