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smurfchops

Scottish Soldier

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square...
16:37 Fri 22nd Feb 20135 answers, last by smurfchops 14:39 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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hallj1

Led Lights For Motorcycle?

As a motorcyclist I have noticed cyclists using forward facing flashing LED lights and these really get your attention even during daylight.As cyclists have the same problem, of not being seen by car...
18:15 Wed 06th Feb 20138 answers, last by Sandrago 09:28 Sat 13th Apr 2019
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excelsior-1

Not Much Of A Man?

A little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch. Three Hells Angels walked into the cafe, looked around, and decided to have some fun with the little guy. They sat at his table. One of them took...
19:41 Fri 01st Feb 20133 answers, last by roger 23:52 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

For Once In My Life .....

.....I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p***s!...
22:29 Fri 01st Feb 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:51 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

I'd Like To Have More Self-Esteem ..

.. but I don’t deserve it....
12:52 Sat 02nd Feb 201310 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:19 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Smowball

How Do You Know.........?

How do you know when you're ugly? Your dog shuts its eyes when he humps your leg!...
16:49 Thu 24th Jan 20132 answers, last by roger 23:26 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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marval

Passing Gas

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for...
21:12 Wed 02nd Jan 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 11:57 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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hc4361

Still Laughing

Read this on Twitter this morning: Please bear in mine libel laws apply to Tweets before accusing Jim Davidson of being a comedian....
17:52 Fri 04th Jan 20134 answers, last by Mattk 19:11 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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marval

Adult

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor...
21:27 Sun 16th Dec 20124 answers, last by roger 00:45 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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robert551069

Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell repair man....
01:43 Fri 23rd Nov 201217 answers, last by Wharton 00:41 Sat 24th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Poor Brenda...

, " Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you...
00:02 Tue 13th Nov 20123 answers, last by Arksided 03:13 Wed 14th Nov 2012
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puternut

Brains 'For Sale'

David was in a car crash and was seriously injured with a head trauma. The doctors called his family in and said that technically David was brain dead and they could do no more for him EXCEPT the...
02:20 Thu 08th Nov 20122 answers, last by roger 01:28 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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Stargazer

Trust a sailor

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....
00:31 Thu 08th Nov 20124 answers, last by marval 19:39 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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McMouse

Another Grumpy old Man

So.......I saw a woman wearing a T-shirt with "Guess" printed on the front. I said "Implants" and the bitch hit me....
14:02 Tue 06th Nov 20125 answers, last by roger 00:10 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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starone

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes: Sex with your wife - Legal & General. Sex on the telephone -...
10:41 Mon 22nd Oct 201245 answers, last by tonyav 17:57 Tue 23rd Oct 2012
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whiskeryron

My Friend Jim

I had a pal named Jim once His fate was hard to bear 'cause every time he said a word He couldn't help but swear. This problem so oppressed him He vowed he wouldn't talk So when he'd anything to say...
12:34 Tue 23rd Oct 20123 answers, last by roger 17:35 Tue 23rd Oct 2012
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marval

What?

Once a man went to a pet shop to buy a talking parrot. He saw a parrot with a red string tied to one of his legs and a blue one to the other. He asks the shopkeeper, 'What are these strings for?' The...
19:11 Mon 03rd Sep 20122 answers, last by roger 02:05 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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madiba

Smoking story

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today."Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me."Yes," I replied, "About 20 a...
20:29 Tue 04th Sep 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 21:44 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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impact5

The words you did not hear Neil Armstrong say

When asked what were the words he said after one small step for man one gaint step for mankind.That no one heard he would not say till just before he died he said when he was 8 years old he was...
11:47 Sun 26th Aug 201211 answers, last by roger 00:17 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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factor-fiction

Did anyone watch Frankie Boyle on TV last night?

I'm not sure Jokes is the right section for this, but I caught a few minutes of this and felt quite uncomfortable at times. I'd have hated being in the audience in case the camera caught me at the...
10:30 Tue 28th Aug 201219 answers, last by Duncer 08:22 Thu 30th Aug 2012

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