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Corners lopped off old video recordings

This is one for old TV techies.... I have some recordings of programs of an old German POP program from the 60's and 70's called Beat Club. I have notice that the older recordings from the 60's and in...

Jemisa

Relationships - Marriage.

Relationships - Marriage - Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to...

freddiflintstone

Renault CD/Radio code please

I need a security code for a renault cd/radio; model RENRDW132-10, U531. Can anyone help?

beckyman

Cocoa stir

If you stir a mug of cocoa fast into a small whirlpool and then tap the edge of the mug repeatedly with the spoon which you used for stirring why does the pitch level of the sound produced change...

west ham fan

scratching wall.

Hi we have a 9 year old female spayed cat, she comes and goes as she pleases, but we have got a real weird problem with her, 18 months ago we had our hall and stair case decorated with a real nice...

CailinDeas

READ THE SIGNS PLEASE!!

> > > > In an office: > > TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > > > In a Laundromat: > > AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN...

sunny-dave

Programming jokes ....

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: * Lather. * Rinse. * Repeat....

marval

Spoilt rich boy

A rich but spoilt boy fell in love with a girl and showered her with gifts though she didn't reciprocate his love. Once she was injured and he took her to the hospital, paid the bills and even gave...

cedeverso

What social, political, and economic inequalities led to Bacon's Rebellion?

Annna

News Flash.........

NEWS FLASHES 1. Now on sale at IKEA…..LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove. 2. A Muslim athlete has been fatally wounded with a starting pistol; police say...

chirpychirpy

Great British women

I can think of many great British men, like Churchill, Brunel, Logie Baird, Charles Darwin, Shakespeare, Faraday, Cliff (!), The Beatles, Lloyd Webber, Richard Branson, etc, but very few great British...

sandyRoe

Finding someones real age...

A judge in Turkey has ordered that a young man accused of murdering two Irish women must give bone marrow samples in order to ascertain his real age. Is this an accurate process?

Hymie

Thermos Flask

While browsing around a department store, a man came across a Thermos flask. Not having seen one before, he asked the assistant what it was for. The assistant explained that it will keep hot things...

Slapshot

Cookies

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted...

beeseejay

Humourous Books

After a year of reading police procedurals and thrillers, I want something light and amusing. The ones I've read over the years that come to mind are 'The Virgin Soldiers' and 'The Choirboys', the...

hippyhoppy

Christmas Present for a boyfriend...

subtle and in-expensive.. and something the wife won't notice.. Any suggestions greatfully recieved...

Messalina

My Cat from Hell

Did anyone see this with the wonderfully named Jackson Galaxy?

flobadob

If earth stopped spinning, what would happen then?

Say something happened which caused earth to come to a standstill and stop rotating, what would happen next? Would it still keep orbiting the sun, would it just lie suspended in one place, would it...

craft1948

999

I phoned the police the other day, the operator said "What's the emergency?" I said "There's two girls fighting over me" "Okay" she said "Well what's the...

starone

HI - HO SILVER

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will...

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