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The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for...
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Question: how can Scottish Labour expect us to take them seriously when they present a 19year old candidate to the local electorate???? Is it any wonder the SNP are about to remove them from the...
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My mate was a complete trainspotter but one day he fell off the platform in from of a Steam Locomotive..... he was chuffed to bits...... (yeah bad, I'll get me coat)
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Tiger shoots his worst ever round in a tournament.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/31069005 Should have left the poor sod to keep fooling around... might still be playing well, mind you when he...
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At Gness' suggestion..... no offence meant folks just a bit of fun.... two from a different thread to start with... to the regulars of the Religion and Spirituality Threads.... O ye wha are sae guid...
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Morning Mr ed, Not sure whether you are aware but there appears to be issues getting into Gravatar, it's unable to find users details???...
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cretins like this deserve all they get!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30700872 chalk one up for the two wheeled brigade......
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to Kenny the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' Kenny the old...
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It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...
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Went to a to muslim New Year party. Musical chairs was a bit slow but **** me, pass the parcel was *** quick.
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An old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The...
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The angel Gabriel said to God What you working on today? God said I`m making a place called Scotland, It`s goin to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautifull brown trout, the...
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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the...
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just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The...
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...That I don't do this till past midnight....... Happy New Year to all you wonderful Abers, wherever you are. Hope 2015 bring everything you could possibly wish for...
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Following on from Nailit's thread.... you are throwing a humungous dinner party to mark the New Year and your 15 guests must from the pages of the Answerbank..... of to compose me invites...;0)
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BRILLIANT..... just gets better and better, didn;t think the could top the Meccano bike round the IOM but that was awesome
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As we trundle through St Minty Days eve, I'd like to wish every one a very Happy St Minty's Day... Happy birthday for tomorrow flower and to every other Aber Merry Christmas
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5a Enlarged vessesls head for Venice when carrying grain 7 7d Iran cut out sharp personal item in broadcast warm up(7-6) Any help would be gratefully received Thanks...
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Go on just a wee idea.... Todays debate topic: Nigel Farage, is he actually racist?? My opinion, I'm not certain he can be classed as a racist to be honest. If what he wants is to put Brits first, is...

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