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ReligiousJoke

A young monk arrives at the monastery and is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from...
00:44 Fri 05th Dec 20142 answers, last by Svejk 00:58 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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Maths Joke

When three Native American women were giving birth they were in the maternity teepee and two were lying on buffallo hides but the other one was lying on the hide of a hippopotamus. When they had...
00:32 Fri 05th Dec 201411 answers, last by wolf63 16:05 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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Blonde Jokes 2

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!...
23:59 Thu 04th Dec 2014
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Blonde Jokes...

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row...
23:58 Thu 04th Dec 20143 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:33 Tue 09th Dec 2014
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Cold 2

Baby Polar bear says to his mum "Mum! am I really a polar bear?" Of course you are baby bear, youve got a big fury white coat and big white paws a minute goes past and baby bear says again "Mum! am I...
23:40 Thu 04th Dec 20142 answers, last by Tilly2 16:41 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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Time For A New Story... Three Words

Since it's heading towards St Minty's Day or Christmas as the rest of the world calls it let have another three word story about Christmas.... no doubt the fun police will have something to say!! Your...
22:31 Wed 03rd Dec 2014196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:36 Thu 04th Dec 2014
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Magic Carpets

I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"...
18:33 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Last One.... I Have Work To Do Now....

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm Marathon man, the...
18:06 Thu 27th Nov 20144 answers, last by zebo 23:59 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Welshy

I just asked a WelshYorkie how many sexual partners he's had. Bizarrely, he started counting, then fell asleep....
18:00 Thu 27th Nov 20148 answers, last by ChillDoubt 19:14 Fri 28th Nov 2014
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Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden's DNA results have come back with the following breakdown 24% cocoa 57% coconut 18% sugar 6% milk Experts say this is probably due to the Bounty on his head!...
17:58 Thu 27th Nov 201419 answers, last by BlackadderV 00:51 Fri 28th Nov 2014
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Couldn't Resist This....

Mods.... if this goes too far I apologise and delete if you have to Muslim tv Saw this and thought of you lot…..(no offence meant) 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say...
17:55 Thu 27th Nov 201410 answers, last by paddyk 15:53 Mon 01st Dec 2014
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Cuddles

BernieCuddles got a leaflet through the door saying you can still enjoy great sex even at 50. He was happy, he lives at number 38, so it's not far to walk home afterwards....
17:49 Thu 27th Nov 20146 answers, last by Svejk 20:25 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Thursday Afternoon Philosophy

Descartes - To be is to do. Voltaire - To do is to be. wait for it...... Frank Sinatra - Do be do be do....
17:32 Thu 27th Nov 20143 answers, last by cupid04 17:38 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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The French Sas Applicants

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, 'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad...
17:20 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Scandinavians

A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his...
17:18 Thu 27th Nov 20141 answer, last by sunny-dave 17:20 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Skirts

My sister has a skirt that ‘s almost split in half And when she walks along the road you can see her calf, My sister has another skirt that's split right up the front, But she doesn't wear than one...
17:12 Thu 27th Nov 201412 answers, last by LochNessMonster 16:19 Sat 29th Nov 2014
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Fire Drills....

My boss is getting pretty ****** off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation....
17:11 Thu 27th Nov 20149 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 20:32 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Cards

A brunette goes to a fancy dress party , she's totally naked except for a pair of little black boots and a pair of black gloves.The judge says "what have you come as ?. She lifts both her hands and...
17:10 Thu 27th Nov 20141 answer, last by BlackadderV 17:12 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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I Ws Hunting For Something Else......

... and found this.... now chuckling deliriously.... (NB yes I'm aware metal illness is very bad but these are funny) Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please...
17:08 Thu 27th Nov 20143 answers, last by chelle7272 17:16 Thu 27th Nov 2014
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Ukip Nick Another One......

UKIP, that party that was never going to have any seats in Parliament now has two.... who's worrying more.... Dave or Millibland?? As for Cleggy.... less than 1% of the vote.... he should be...
05:38 Fri 21st Nov 201473 answers, last by agchristie 10:02 Sat 22nd Nov 2014

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