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Some Jokes...

Before I got through to Seaworld, I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ So I met this bloke with a...
23:32 Thu 06th Nov 20144 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:42 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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Good Morning Early Birds

In Boaty's absence I'll launch the goos ship Early Birds this morning, some light rain pushed through earlier. Not looking forward to trying to sleep today, digger in digging a new drain across the...
06:14 Sat 01st Nov 2014141 answers, last by lady-janine 09:46 Sat 01st Nov 2014
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Mr Ed's Grand Idea.......

While I don't disagree...I think there are rather more important things that Millibland should be looking at..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29857849...
00:57 Sat 01st Nov 201439 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:54 Sat 01st Nov 2014
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Labours Faltering Support In Scotland....

...... Just faltered a little more, Jim Murphy as next leader, SNPS and the Tories will be laughing their heads off... Another Labour man with his head immersed in the UK party and Ed Milliblands...
15:09 Thu 30th Oct 201417 answers, last by Slapshot 02:34 Fri 31st Oct 2014
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Scam 2

This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to...
16:20 Wed 22nd Oct 20141 answer, last by janbee 05:55 Thu 23rd Oct 2014
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Ad-Bots

Got the Lingerie ads back...... ;0)
16:55 Sat 11th Oct 20143 answers, last by jno 17:36 Sat 11th Oct 2014
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This Year However...

it looks like I have Chrimbo off to spend at home with my missus... looking fdorward to that... the bah humbug bit of the past is getting replaced with some jolity because I know how hard it is being...
21:53 Tue 30th Sep 20146 answers, last by 237SJ 22:04 Tue 30th Sep 2014
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Last Christmas....

I spent in the South Atlantic serving with HM forces in the Falklands Islands... it was truly miserable except the greetings I got from my mates on AB... It was very welcome....
21:51 Tue 30th Sep 20142 answers, last by Slapshot 21:53 Tue 30th Sep 2014
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Good Morning Early Birds

Come on you lot.... up and at em
05:19 Thu 25th Sep 2014200 answers, last by waterboatman 08:12 Thu 25th Sep 2014
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Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the...
23:23 Wed 24th Sep 20144 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:28 Wed 24th Sep 2014
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Specially For Gness .....

A non-irish joke... xx A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for...
23:06 Wed 24th Sep 201414 answers, last by pixie373 23:27 Wed 24th Sep 2014
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Irish Joke

Irish grave diggers threatened to go on strike there was a wave of panic dying...... -------------------------------------------- A two seat aircraft crashed into a cemetery in Ireland last week, so...
22:57 Wed 24th Sep 201413 answers, last by Slapshot 23:19 Wed 24th Sep 2014
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Being Smart

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and...
22:50 Wed 24th Sep 20143 answers, last by marval 22:55 Wed 24th Sep 2014
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For Sale Minty Freshness

New underwear evict to make your farts smell Minty... ;0) http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb6/Slapshot_3/87325C7E-41BB-438A-B365-3E17C09428B6.jpg...
21:38 Tue 23rd Sep 201411 answers, last by ferlew 21:57 Tue 23rd Sep 2014
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For Sale

Peppa Pig jigsaw http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb6/Slapshot_3/88E15ABE-DEEF-4E58-ACF3-B12208E5BE82.jpg...
21:37 Tue 23rd Sep 20147 answers, last by methyl 21:59 Tue 23rd Sep 2014
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Chaps....

as it happens both ways and the answerbank is an gender equal site....and we'd rather not see the inference that all chaps are gropers and pervs....!! ... this question emanates from a thread in News....
18:19 Tue 23rd Sep 201440 answers, last by Peter Pedant 09:28 Wed 24th Sep 2014
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The Tower Of London

Just back from a couple of days in London and this sight moved me more than I ever imagined, if you can go see it, if not get online and buy one and help the charities who support our servicemen and...
22:48 Sat 06th Sep 20141 answer, last by askyourgran 22:54 Sat 06th Sep 2014
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Good Morning Early Birds

Morning punters.... I noticed Comrade Cuddles running an assist on the spam baiting so thought I'd open up.... Now that's The Cherry over in yon russky thread in cyrillic as written by Anton...
05:00 Mon 25th Aug 2014156 answers, last by hau kola 10:01 Mon 25th Aug 2014
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So For Those Who Questioned The Science.... Baroabunga Blows

Full aviation RED now in force.... start hoping for southerlies chaps
16:38 Sat 23rd Aug 201414 answers, last by Hypognosis 05:31 Sun 24th Aug 2014
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Cuddles And Welshie....

Heads up chaps...... just been done on the Ice Bucket Challenge...;0)
18:04 Fri 22nd Aug 201413 answers, last by Arksided 21:52 Fri 22nd Aug 2014

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