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maggiebee

Sick Joke

Little Johnny was in church with his mum for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden bilious attack impending. "Mum, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside...
17:01 Fri 17th Aug 20129 answers, last by roger 13:46 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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rockyracoon

Idiot Proof Rice

Rice eludes me, I never get it right, it always turns out sludgy. My youngest gets excited when I cook it as she thinks it's authentic Thai Sticky Rice! Please, please can someone give me a fool proof...
17:08 Sat 18th Aug 201232 answers, last by vulcan42 13:27 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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mou53y

dog peeing

i have a dog 5yr bitch 3yr he been done and she had pups over a year ago now but over the last few months ive been waking up to pee dont know why i have always let them out as late as possible and...
20:12 Wed 15th Aug 201211 answers, last by roger 01:45 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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sherrardk

Quick ...

...someone give me a slap, just realised I have had Big brother on the TV for nearly 30 minutes and I hadn't even noticed. (Not having a go at anyone who is enjoying it, each to his own.).
23:28 Wed 15th Aug 201232 answers, last by Georgiesmum 18:17 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

My next life...

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the...
11:23 Wed 15th Aug 20129 answers, last by roger 00:56 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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McMouse

Ouch.

My mate always cries after sex. Mind you he is in prison.
15:27 Thu 09th Aug 201211 answers, last by sibton 22:56 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

The birds & the Bees (Adult)

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her 6 yr old daughter walks in. “Mummy, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...
14:56 Mon 06th Aug 201215 answers, last by magicmick 12:44 Tue 07th Aug 2012
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CailinDeas

Food for thought.

> > 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he > was God and I didn't. > 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. > 3. Some people...
23:23 Mon 30th Jul 20128 answers, last by roger 02:00 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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emmyelle

i am not a Chinaman the Chinaman said???

i live in Glasgow and heard a guy working at a market stall shouting this at people passing by in a shopping centre today and i'm wondering what exactly it means?? some sort of banter that has gone...
15:19 Thu 19th Jul 201211 answers, last by RATTER15 06:39 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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paul1763

scrapping a car

just wondering does anyone know if its legal to tow a car to a scrap yard if it doesn't have tax, insurance & mot.
20:28 Fri 27th Jul 201220 answers, last by ABerrant 21:37 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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marval

Romantic Mood

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were...
23:50 Sun 22nd Jul 20128 answers, last by zabado 19:00 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Jemisa

BRITEX.

BRITEX SECURITY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says...
16:46 Mon 16th Jul 201210 answers, last by tonyav 12:37 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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magicmick

One Liner

Chap knocked on the door said " do you believe in free speech" I said "yes sure" so he said " good can I use your telephone"...
21:27 Fri 13th Jul 20127 answers, last by roger 23:44 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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wildwood

Get divorced before you die.

On their way to get married, a young Roman Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into...
10:06 Sat 07th Jul 20124 answers, last by roger 22:09 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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starone

The Desert Island

One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other...
00:00 Sun 08th Jul 20126 answers, last by askyourgran 22:04 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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madiba

Dangerous dogs

IT SEEMS very unfair that people brand certain dogs as 'dangerous'. These dogs spend less that 1% of their lives biting people and yet they are branded as dangerous. 99% of the time they are not...
13:15 Thu 12th Jul 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:13 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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MissCommando

Has your dog ever eaten something it really shouldn't have?

I stupidly didn't realise I'd left my handbag in the living room when we went out earlier. When we came back, the pup had chewed a bit of my diary (fair enough - my fault), but I looked by his bed and...
22:20 Fri 29th Jun 201242 answers, last by tinkerbell23 16:46 Thu 05th Jul 2012
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marval

Sorry Groan

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times. For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high....
20:55 Fri 29th Jun 20128 answers, last by roger 00:43 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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maggiebee

Market Research

A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever...
22:11 Fri 29th Jun 20122 answers, last by roger 00:40 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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david7

Engineering Science

If anyone can help with my last assignment question please. A car accelerates along a straight road with a uniform acceleration when it passes A it has a speed of 12m/s and when it passes B it has a...
22:25 Sat 23rd Jun 201227 answers, last by Ignoblius 01:47 Sat 30th Jun 2012

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