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Sick Joke
Little Johnny was in church with his mum for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden bilious attack impending. "Mum, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny made for the door.
Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mum. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mum. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny made for the door.
Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mum. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mum. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
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