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Any ideas/experience on solving this one The router broadband is working ok - pc no problem. TV set up:LG model on BT box....router connected to a small BT plug box sending the signal around on the...
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Any plumbers out there who can advise why on this one. Old house, one tank that feeds into an Aga back boiler for hot water..... Just discovered there's no hot water running at all....not even cold...
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So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?...
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So good old Jesus gets to lug half a tree trunk through the streets of Jerusalem, then is strung up on it, a spear through the side and a crown of thorns and left to contemplate the rest of his life...
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Is not really working properly - it's [i] very[i] slow to move with the car going and often well-wide of the mark. VW T-Roc into Android programme on Google and then a USB port into the phone and...
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What are the black shields on their left arms that the umpires are wearing? Surely not for fending off straight-driven cricket-balls?
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson about his love of racing for the Grand National. He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,...
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Theresa May has already been sacked as the nativity manager for the HoCommons select Christmas play and party. They have already realised that she can't run a stable government!...
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A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the...
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Has there ever been a government where two Prime Ministers are appointed from within and haven't won a Gen Election in their own right?
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Caption time JC's visit to Morecambe to muddy the waters there. https://i.prcdn.co/img?regionKey=t9DClXXdzoCisx7CanieHw%3d%3d "Who is the better comedian?" "I'm pleased to hear that you aren't Jewish,...
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8698434/man-27-fined-300-after-he-swallowed-funfair-goldfish-live-and-washed-it-down-with-half-a-lager/ This must surely be open for some daft captions to match the...
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Plymouth is investing in this wonderful statue in front of its Theatre Royal, titled 'Messenger' and based off some female actor. 22 ft high, ten tonnes of bronze and some half a million spent on it....
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Paddy is on who wants to be a millionaire. Jeremy Clarkson asks 'for £200, who was the great train robber? a) ronnie corbett. b) ronnie wood. c) ronnie barker or d) ronnie biggs?' Paddy say's 'I've...
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Following on from marval's joke on the Irish contestant A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." Her husband asks, "Is...
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...inn scoring the winning goal...what a Brummie prattt https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11688/11660885/jack-grealish-attacked-by-pitch-invader-in-birmingham-vs-aston-villa-game It's disgusting...
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Happy Birthday to our special AB Pixie and in hoping it is a really good one and memorable xx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ae/15/8a/ae158a5487681c98d5aa7b35f87b0309.jpg...
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(I used to live in Belgium and the Flemish asked me to tell this one repeatedly...last time it was in a restaurant and I was wearing each one until the last one - that was in my pocket.) A brilliant...
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6 years ago today our Owdhamer passed away. Hope he has sorted out the betting on the gee-gees up there at Asgod or Saintree racecourses..... However, my, how time flies. If Mrs Owd is looking in, our...
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I've just bought a Jack Russell that's nearly all black and brown. There's a small patch of white on his underbelly and a few spots of white too. I've decided to call him 'England'........

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