Brains 'For Sale'

[puternut]

David was in a car crash and was seriously injured with a head trauma.

The doctors called his family in and said that technically David was brain dead and they could do no more for him
EXCEPT
the hospital had been chosen to pioneer a new scheme where they could attempt to do a brain transplant.

The only catch was that although the operation could be funded by the health service the family would have to buy the brain themselves.

SO they asked how mush this was. "£200", said the doctor. "for a mans brain of a similar age to David".

"Just out of interest how much for a womans brain?"

"£5000"

" Wow that means a female brain is so much better then?"

" No its just because its never been used"



<I will leave quietly by a back door>

[heathfield]

The Womens Feminist Movement have your address! Just thank your l;ucky stars than none of them can read a map!

[roger]

I remember that as an Irish joke - and it pre-dates the Internet !