A woman walks into a pet shop and sees three parrots for sale. One costs £150. Another costs £100. The third one costs £10. She asks the pet shop owner why it's so cheap. 'Because it used to live...
Make 'netting' hedgerows to prevent birds from nesting a criminal offence. They need all the help we can give them given the awful decline in the number of birds over the years. Thank you....
just before 8.30 tonight.
Peacefully and sleeping.
Just thought I'd let you know due to the lovey responses I had received from an earlier post I had made
(sorry for the dreadful English)...
After all these years, I've been using tin foil wrong. According to Tom Kerridge it should be shiny side down!!!! Oh dear I've always put the shiny side up. What do you think?...
Having watched the pathetic musical coverage of the new year's entrance on various parts of European TV at 11:00 pm (UK time) I then watched Jools' excellent programme at 12:00 (UK) and it occurred to...
As I said on Emmie's thread I shall be finding TV programmes for winter evenings.... Sat down with a glass of red to go through the far too many channels we have to find something of interest and came...
I was at my doctor's yesterday. He said to me "Don't eat anything fatty".
I replied "You mean like bacon and sausage?"..
He answered "No fatty. Don't eat anything"....
Charming!...
When I was a lad, you could take a quid, go to the pictures with your girlfriend,, pop into the pub for the last drink on the way home, get fish and chips, and the last bus home, and still have...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she...
When was the last time you saw a real life police officer on a street near you? Or even the person who was not a real police officer but had a police type uniform? What are they called? Have you ever...
I'm going to an Evening with a Psychic Medium on Friday. I'm really looking forward to it.
Have any of you been before? What was it like? Will I need a hankie?...
