For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum...
i have 3 tiger barbs and 2 red eyed tetras, and 4 platys, and 2 x ray/albino tetras, and 2 algae eaters,and 2 danios in a 54 litre juwel fish tank, these have been together four a month, and not one...
All other mammals live in a natural harmany within the world. Humans take the place over and out use every last natural resource with the inevitable outcome of destroying the host i.e. world. They...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11444893 ///The first recorded sighting of a black squirrel was in 1912 on the outskirts of Letchworth. It's thought that, like grey squirrels, a handful of...
I know it's natures way with one species living on another, but some sort of hawk is taking so many of the collared doves from our garden, that I wondered if there was a way of deterring him/her , (in...
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my d!ck," he replied. The...
A 73 year old woman has been detained by police for streaking at the Chelsea Flower Show. She was let off with a caution but was awarded first prize for the best dried bush arrangement.
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said "Is this your wife sir?" Shocked I answered "Yes" They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's...
Mille, Maude and Gertrude 3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sun when a flasher approached. The flasher came right up to the old ladies and opened his trench coat. Gertrude...
A college class were asked to write a short story in as few words as possible including the following points. 1. religion 2. Sexuality 3. mystery Below is the only story the recieved an A+ Good Go, Im...
The Beckhams famously name their children after places they have stayed (Brooklyn and Rome(o)). I notice the Cameron's have named their new baby Endellion, named after the place they are staying in...
I was given an aqua-cube tank for my birthday, as I have always wanted one. is holds 25 litres and am now slowly getting little fish for it. Just wondering if anyone can help me.? I love little tiny...
anyone got one? my nephew wants one and my sister thinks it will stink but neophews friend has one so its a major arguing point . anyone have any information either way?
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile on her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his...
A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won't talk to him. The villiager responds...